Hold me. It’s all too much.
So I know we're not supposed to dwell in the past. Dwelling in the past is bad. IT'S BAD.
But these pictures, people. THESE PICTURES.
Just imagine...
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Side note: "What It's Like to Me" is totally underrated/brilliant.
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Geico could learn a thing or two from these glorious jingles.
Yes, she was terrified. And yes, she stuck out her tongue.
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The car, which was driven by the character Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad , was for sale several months ago, and now it has a new owner who drove the car over to the BuzzFeed New York offices where we got to take a look. Here’s what we learned.
The car now belongs to Chieh Huang, the CEO of Boxed. He says that starting next week customers will be able to enter a promotional code and have their goods delivered to them in the car (based on proximity). He also wants to draw attention to city meals on wheels and the food bank and use the car for good.
The keys were lost, so they made it start with a screwdriver. But recently the new owner was driving it and keys fell out from a hidden spot near the leg room of the passenger seat. The keys are useless though since the ignition has been fitted for a screwdriver.
We spoke to the pair about their new show and discovered that Cheryl is the proud owner of a hedgehog and Rachael has a strong love for air conditioning.
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Cheryl Hines, best known for putting up with Larry David as his wife (and ex-wife) on Curb Your Enthusiasm and now as one of the stars on Suburgatory, has teamed up with longtime friend and fellow funny person Rachael Harris in a new Yahoo web-series called We Need Help. The show revolves around Cheryl, Rachael and their joint assistant Max, who has to deal with the women's trials and tribulations that come along with fame. BuzzFeed spoke to Cheryl and Rachael to hear about the show, their friendship and a merkins.
So where did the idea for the show come from?
Cheryl Hines: Well, I was a personal assistant. When I got Curb Your Enthusiasm I was doing personal assistant work, and now I have a personal assistant, and the world of personal assistants in Hollywood is just really funny.
Rachael Harris: And Cheryl has been working with our writer Julie Welch, on kind of a different version of that, and then Cheryl and I really wanted to do something together. So she literally came up with the idea, "Well, what if we have an assistant and we share him?" and I said that's hilarious.
And then you came up with Max, your joint assistant. Is he based off anyone?
CH: Well, he's based off of himself! Max worked for me as a personal assistant for a while.
Ah! So that brings me to my next question. You both play yourself on the show and some things are very real, like Cheryl — you are in Suburgatory on the show. How do you differentiate between real life and what's on the show?
CH: We just take real life and exaggerate it a little bit in the parts that we think are funny. Just like the part about being on Suburgatory and I'm supposed to be tan all the time. We just take those moments and magnify them. But then we still get to use fictitious story lines and characters too, if we want.
What's the most different and similar thing about your show self vs. your real-life self?
RH: Well, on the show I own a cat. And I don't like cats. (laughs) And also, Cheryl and I are very supportive of each other's careers and I don't mind if she gets offered roles. It's more funny that I have to read for something, but it's not something that I'm angry about. In life we have a very realistic friendship and we are really great working partners.
CH: And we're not quite as self-involved in real life as we are on the show. If we are going to do a charity event and they fly us coach, we wouldn't be mad about it. But on the show we can be mad about it, because we do know people that would be mad about it.
RH: So we get to play those people that other people are like, "OMG can you believe they behave that way?" And then we'll say, what if we behave that way? And then we make a big deal like that.
So you know people that have done this, that have made a big deal about flying coach?
CH & RH: Yeah!
CH: We aren't here to name names, but I had to plan a party for a celebrity back in the day and we had people's assistants call and ask who their celebrity bosses would be sitting next to at the party, and if people weren't at the right table next to the right people, they weren't going to come. And if they didn't have the right food, they weren't going to come. It was just one cell phone call after the other asking questions like that, and they were just kind of losing perspective on why we were having the event.
When you were an assistant, what's the craziest thing you had to do?
CH: Well, when I was an assistant I had to sign a confidentiality agreement. But I know people that had to do horrible things, ranging from plunging toilets to buying underwear.
RH: When I was a nanny, the first people that I nannied for were older, and I was dealing with a 2-year-old. And the 2-year-old would want to see the parents, but this older couple would nap every day at 4 o'clock, and I had to keep the son away from them at 4 o'clock. And that was a bit weird. It was OK, but it was just a normal everyday thing that was strange.
And what's the most diva-ish thing you've ever requested of an assistant?
CH: I just recently had to ask my assistant to clean out my daughter's hedgehog cage. And clean out the poop. It's not easy because you can't really hold a hedgehog, so she would have to put on a rubber glove, to pick it up, you know.
So you have a hedgehog?
CH: Yes, well, my daughter does.
What's the hedgehog's name?
CH: Tiger Lily.
How much of the show is scripted versus improvised?
CH: Well, a lot of it is scripted. Our friend Julie Welch wrote the show and because of the way were shooting it — we shot it all very quickly and out of order — we had to stick to the script a lot. But we have moments of improv, so if something strikes us as funny when we were shooting, we could throw it in.
RH: Julie did such a great job of writing it that we really didn't need to improv very much.
In the show, Rachael, you have a cat named Fellini. Where did the cat come from? Whose is it?
CH: Can I tell you something, it's very hard to find a show cat at a reasonable fee. And we got very lucky because I have a friend named Maria and she has a neighbor who walks her cat. And so we asked if we could use her cat in this show. Because also it's hard to find a cat that walks on a leash, but we found a cat that walks on a leash outside. So it's a friend of a friend's.
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That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Melissa Gorga's book Love Italian Style is already hugely controversial due to her advocacy of marital rape:
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In the beginning, Joe wanted to have sex every single day, at least once, if not twice or three times…If I didn't give it to him once a day, he'd get upset. I can do something that pisses him off on a Monday, but if we had sex on Sunday night, it blows over more easily. But if we haven't done it for two days and I give him attitude? It could be a huge fight.
[A] woman needs to keep herself in shape. She has to be seductive. She must be willing to try new things for her husband's pleasure and her own. And, most important, she has to be available for sex. There's real passionate sex and maintenance sex. You need them both for a healthy marriage. Maintenance sex keeps the wheels greased, the lines of communication open, and the fights to a minimum.
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Richard Gere and Carey Lowell are calling it quits after 11 years of marriage.
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Kanye West chatted about his love for Kim and his crusade against the paparazzi with BBC Radio:
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You are not alone.
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Did I already say Bieber gets spanked?
She does a pret-ty good job. What do you guys think?
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It all happened last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live .
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Glee kicks off its fifth season tonight, and in celebration BuzzFeed caught up with Chord Overstreet to find out what drives him crazy, what he’s searching for on Google, and to have him settle the age-old question of puppies or kittens.
It’s french for “the twins,” because they are the twins, meaning the ONLY twins you need to know/love.
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Three years ago, when Ian was was performing Waiting for Godot in Melbourne, he looked like this, and made a quick buck.
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From the 2010 article on the Telegraph:
During the dress rehearsal of Godot, I crouched by the stage door of the Comedy Theatre, getting some air, my bowler hat at my feet (and) seeing an unkempt old man down on his luck, a passer-by said, 'Need some help, brother?' and put a dollar in my hat.
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He “doesn’t have a lady at the moment .” Any takers?
*Anyone who's reading about Liam Hemsworth probably knows him.
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Lots and lots of bangs ahead.
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This photo says it all.
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Oh, so you’re musically talented and in the spotlight? GOOD FOR YOU.
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Basically, he admitted to Conan that the hilarious photos show Jason was wayyy more into it than he was. They both looked like they were enjoying it to us!
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We can’t help but wonder what the world looks like from her point-of-view today!
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