Appalling, unbelievable, inexcusable. Unforgivable, even.
Just days after a leaked video popped up online of the singer telling a racist joke, the following video of Bieber singing a racist parody of "One Less Lonely Girl" was put out by TMZ. It is not for the faint of heart:
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According to ~ celeb gossip ~ sites and captions, his name is Brad Ashenfelter and the couple initially met through Kesha's hairstylist, who is dating Brad's friend.
GOOD TO KNOW.
You can’t fool us, good sir.
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Or just in the world.
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Proving that the musician looks best au naturel.
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Marry me. A compelling argument for the star of The Fault in Our Stars .
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What.
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Thank you wardrobe department.
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The Divergent star goes to the gym. That’s all you need to know.
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Earlier last month, Odd Future — Tyler the Creator, Earl Sweatshirt, Taco Bennett, Lionel, Jasper Dolphin, OG Juan, and Big Cam — stopped by the BuzzFeed New York office to participate in a serious debate with our editors. We presented them with hard-hitting topics, ranging from mermaid sex to Beyoncé and Solange, and tried to gain an in-depth perspective about the Loiter Squad cast.
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We presented the guys with a series of questions — these are their answers.
Would you rather have a dragon or be a dragon?
Earl: Duh.
Jasper: I'm gonna draw a dragon. ...How the fuck do you draw a dragon? Oh, I know how.
Earl: That is not a dragon, T.
Tyler: It is a dragon. I'm a dragon, I don't understand! It says "ME!" I'm a dragon. That's fucking fire, bro.
Jasper: I like dragons.
Tyler: I'm a dragon, I don't understand. It says, "Me. I am a dragon."
Big Cam: Be a dragon while having a dragon.
Any other thoughts on dragons?
Earl: ANY THOUGHTS ON DRAGONS? Do you really wanna crack that safe right now? Any thoughts on dragons...
Jasper: I like dragons!
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Who would you rather fight: the Power Rangers or Ninja Turtles?
Tyler: I’m not even with [either of] them.
Taco: Power Rangers at the end of the day are just regular human beings. Turtles can walk with their hands.
Jasper: There’s five Power Rangers, right?
Yes.
Tyler: I got a cut on my foot — how did the happen? Was that when we was fighting in the elevator on the way up here?
Earl: I’m not gonna tell you who I’m gonna beat up and who I’m not gonna beat up.
Jasper: I’d fight the Power Rangers 'cause they suck.
Taco: Damn!
But there’s two ladies in the Power Rangers, so….
Jasper: But you didn’t know that there’s a secret Ninja Turtle that’s a girl!
Earl: Absolutely not! If you decide to become a Power Ranger, that means I can sock you. I'mma come clean.
Jasper: And on top of it, I don’t wanna touch no turtle! You might get a little disease.
OG Juan: Salmonella.
Earl: Right, right. They do carry that.
Jasper: Especially those little baby turtles. You can’t have those in America. That’s the law.
Earl: That’s gross. And they’re mutant ninja turtles, bro.
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Beyoncé or Solange?
Earl: Come on, bro.
Lionel: That’s easy.
Jasper: That’s easy as fuck.
Taco: In what, though. In a fight?
Tyler: Depends on what.
Taco: Yeah, like, sex or marriage or what?
Tyler: Like, I’d probably rather kick it with Solange.
Earl: Solange is the people’s Beyoncé!
Jasper: So we’re not talking about sex?
Jasper shows off his answer, which says “Jay Z.” Everyone laughs.
Taco: Beyoncé’s a babe, so Beyoncé.
Big Cam: Solange, because I respect her fighting skills.
Lionel: I could beat Beyonce in a foot race, Solange looks fast. I wasn’t sure what the question was.
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Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or no eyebrows at all?Jasper: No eyebrows! I’d be Super Saiyan 3.
Lionel: I just put “badass.”
Earl: I’d just fall through like a corn dog every day. Start calling me CD.
So why unibrow?
Lionel: Why a unibrow?
Earl: What the fuck, it looks like you mean business if you have a unibrow, yo. Either that or you murder n***as.
Big Cam: I’d rather have a unibrow, dude.
Jasper: So, Cam??? You don’t wanna be Super Saiyan 3?
Earl: Y’all n***as is weird. I don’t want eyebrows now.
Big Cam: I’d rather have a unibrow.
Jasper: You don’t wanna be Super Saiyan 3?
Big Cam: Yes, that’s what I’m saying, Jasper.
Jasper: What type of shit is that?
Big Cam: We have different views!
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Earl: I don’t want eyebrows. I’m honestly off eyebrows now.
Taco: Eyebrows, society makes you think that you need to have them. And really I think I might shave my brows.
Earl: Right, right. I used to be really into brows but I got accepted into art school and now I’m just over brows.
Taco: I also shave my dick.
Earl: I started shaving my dick; I’m over brows.
Taco: Yo, didn’t that n***a from Wu-Tang cut his dick off?
Earl: (To Taco) Can you relax, bro?
poTaco: This n***a cut his dick off, bro! He went to art school and got over it. He’s like, “I’d rather just be a human. I don’t wanna be a guy or girl. I just wanna able to shit, and like…”
Earl: Going to art school and getting over it is a type. “Like, I was really into having a dick before art school!”
Is that really what happened? Wasn't it actually kind of a sad story? [Ed.: It was.]
Earl: Nah, just art school.
Taco: I don’t know, I think it was just from the art school.
Earl: “I was really into food before art school.”
Taco: “…but now I don’t eat anything but dirt or yogurt.”
Princess Bubble Gum, Lumpy Space Princess, or Marceline?
Taco: To fuck?
However you want to interpret the question.
Taco: Princess Bubble Gum is smart as fuck. I’m NOT fucking Lumpy Space Princess 'cause that’s a n***a!
Tyler: You can kick it with her though.
Earl: That’s why I fuck with Lumpy, that’s why I fuck with Lumpy.
Why?
Jasper: 'Cause she talk like thiiiiis.
Earl: 'Cause Lumpy’s cool though! You can kick it with Lumpy.
Taco: She looks like she’s a freak, like she might choke you.
Jasper: I don’t think you can get with Marceline 'cause she’s a vampire. Vampires don’t have eyelids.
Taco: I don’t know how to spell Marceline’s name so I’m gonna put “MR.”
Earl: (To Big Cam) You indecisive n***a.
Taco: Yo, look what he wrote! Juan wrote “dick”!
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Mini-golf or real golf?
Jasper: Real golf 'cause you can smoke blunts on the course!
Earl: I don’t like the place [that question] put me.
Taco: (Points to his answer, which says "Taco Woods") It’s the start of a whole new life, bro.
OK, so why do you prefer real golf?
Taco: N***a, do you realize Tiger Woods made a billion dollars, had to split it with a bitch. That’s why you don’t get married! Know what I’m saying?
Earl: Whatever happened to Tiger Woods? That n***a coolin’. Have you seen photos of Tiger Woods recently?
Taco: Yo, Tiger Woods got rid of $500 million and is still happy. Tiger Woods ain’t tripping on shit! He dicked down a hundred bitches, gave $500 million away, don’t talk to his kids, still got another bad bitch!
Earl: My n***a Tiger Woods gonna get a face tat! Tiger Woods don’t give a fuck! I fuck with Tiger Woods, he’s punk rock.
Taco: Tiger Woods has actually had the craziest four years of his life. Won the PGA twice and some shit, got married, got divorced, had some kids, don’t know about ‘em, fucked a few porn stars, and sent really weird text messages. He said, “Yo, I really wanna put my dick in your asshole.” That was a text message in the thing.
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Would you rather poop a softball or sweat mayo?
Jasper: I ain’t putting no ball in my ass. That’s weird.
Taco: I fucking hate mayonnaise, bro! But I do not want a softball coming out of my asshole, bro!
Earl: You’re gonna have to explain to bitches that you don’t shit softballs. And if you sweat mayonnaise, everybody will be looking at you like, "Damn, that n***a was cool before he looked greasy all the time."
Taco: But you’d have to hide the softball thing; you could not let anybody know. If you’re in the bathroom you’d just have to listen to really loud music, like listen to some hardcore shit.
Jasper: I’m doing both. Fuck it. I’m sweating mayonnaise while shit is coming out of my ass.
Earl: It just got really dark.
Jasper: Hey, as long as I’m happy doing it.
Earl: Why would you wanna sweat mayo, my n***a? No one is fucking with you! You want all your shirts to smell like old sweat? You’re gonna smell like old mayo.
Big Cam: Rollin with the softball. I'll deal with the struggle every once in a while.
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Tyler: Yo, more questions like this.
OK! Well, would you rather have Cheetos dust permanently on your fingers or be sexually attracted to fruit?
Jasper: Yo, I’m fucking an apple!
Earl: What the fuck? Those are both flat options because fruit don’t have no type of emotions. I don’t have to worry about no extras with fruit. And Cheetos dust is wack! I would never be struggling. I could fuck everything and always eat.
Juan: Are you attracted to eating a fruit too?
Yeah, sure! It’s a weird situation either way.
Jasper: On top, I’m fucking a pineapple, banana, grapes, and an apple.
Earl: You can’t present me two excellent-ass options like that and expect me to choose. I would love to have Cheetos fingers.
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You’re alone, trapped on a desert island, and there’s another person there: man or woman, your choice. Is the other person half fish from the waist up, or half fish from the waist down?
Taco: Dang. I’m gonna get mermaid head, its gonna be crazy.
Jasper: Does the fish have a pussy though?
No, it’s a fish!
Jasper: Fish got pussies!
Do they though?
Jasper: I’m fucking a fish in the asshole then.
Lionel: Half fish from the waist down. That's how I am, too. Seriously, look at my jeans.
Taco: Mermaid head is gonna be crazy wet.
Earl: I don’t like this. The pussy is going to be in a strange place. I don’t like this question.
Jasper: I like this question! I’m fucking a fish in the ass.
Taco: (Singing) Mermaid bitch, and she gon’ suck on my dick! And her coochie would be wet! Mermaid head, that shit was really wet!
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Would you rather have a vagina in the middle of your head or a row of dicks down your back like a stegosaurus?
Taco: I could get head so many times though!
Earl: Yo, the pussy on the head, that shit hard.
Juan: What if a n***a grabbed your head and raped you though?
Lionel: What happens when you wear a shirt and get a boner? Wait, do you have to pee out of all of those?
Jasper: Pussy on my face! And I ain’t got no worries.
Taco: Wait, are some of them smaller than others, or are they all the same size?
Earl: C’mon, bro. You DO NOT want a row of dicks on your back!
Taco: Yeah, but what about your period?
Earl: Oh shit…
Taco: I’m a dick dinosaur!
Lionel: I almost fucked up and wrote “row of dicks” — that would’ve been weird.
Earl: A row of dicks on your back? Think about you gotta wash each individual dick in the shower.
Earl: Ow! This sharp-ass paper just assaulted me. I think my time here is done.
Earl: (Reads Juan’s answer) You nasty-ass n***a! I’ll take the pussy…
Taco: Juan also has on a turban.
Earl: Right. He’s the intellectual weird homie…
Taco: Juan wants a pussy on his face.
Jasper: That’s what it’s like a have a pussy on your face. (Holds his drawing on his forehead)
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Would you rather be 4'4" or 7'7"?
Taco: 7'7". I’m going straight to the league, n***a! We getting buckets!
Lionel: You can’t do shit fun if you’re 7'7".
Taco: You can have a jet if you’re in the NBA ballin’.
That story and more in today’s roundup!
According to Page Six, our fave Leo DiCaprio did everything in his power to avoid the Keeping Up With The Kardashians kameras:
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There was a made-for-reality-TV scene as Brody Jenner was DJ-ing at the party, with his progressively weirder-looking dad, Bruce Jenner, fist-pumping ("Jersey Shore"-style) by his side in the DJ booth, along with brother Brandon Jenner.
A spy said, "Leo didn't want to be filmed for 'Keeping Up' and didn't want to arrive until filming was over." Leo joined his close pal Lukas Haas and a group for a Mexican-themed party for Frankie Delgado.
Apparently Paris Hilton kept her distance, too (but we all know how far back her beef with Kim goes).
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Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are allegedly pregnant with their third child, though neither have confirmed the rumor. E! suggests you watch the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians this Sunday to find out the (obvious) TRUTH.
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Breaking news: Prince William told reporters about his musical tastes, saying, "I really like Coldplay, Linkin Park."
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I’ll have what they’re having.
Try to ignore the large wormhole in this picture. Speaking of which, what is that large wormhole in the picture?
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The newly-single singer looks GOOD.
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The actress joined a few of her castmates at the Hollywood Regal Theater in Atlanta, Ga.
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