This is how normal people spend a normal birthday.
In a year filled with butts, whose booty reigned supreme?
It has reached beard bottom and now, we must say goodbye.
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Sometimes you don’t know you need Patrick Stewart in a christmas hat, until you get Patrick Stewart in a christmas hat.
Holiday edition!
And don’t you forget it.
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He’s a man of many facial expressions, bitch.
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“Accio hottie!”
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My fiancé Christina, my son Charlie and my daughter Coco.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Vodka on the rocks with lime.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
In 2014: "Amazing."
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Jeff 1000 — if I mention Jeff five times in this interview Wired.com will give me a set of steak knives.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My fiancé Christina.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
When I called Tom Cruise Sean Penn... I didn't handle it well.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
On Friday to see Top 5 in Baldwin Hills.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Black Mirror.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
The People's Couch.
What's the first CD you bought?
Madness... I don't remember which album.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Roscoes chicken and waffles.
What music are you currently listening to?
The Wow and Abstrakto
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Dumb and Dumber.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Mean people.
What was your first online screen name?
tinybillybow.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies
New York or Los Angeles?
Los Angeles
Comedy or drama?
Comedy
Bacon or Nutella?
I love them both
Coffee or tea?
Coffee
'80s or '90s?
2015!
NSYNC or BSB?
BSB
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Hannah Montana.. Duh.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I also am a dramatic actor.
Jeff 1000 is currently available on YouTube.com/WIRED and TheScene.com/WIRED.
WHAT AN A+ HUMAN, YOU GUYS.
You can watch all his advice here.
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The comedian has filed for divorce from his wife Malaak Compton-Rock. They have two children together.
Chris Rock, Malaak Compton-Rock and their daughters Lola, left, and Zahra arrive at the premiere of DreamWorks' Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa at the Village Theatre on October 26, 2008 in Los Angeles, California.
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Chris Rock and Malaak Compton-Rock and their children arrive at the 19th Annual Kid's Choice Awards on April 1, 2006 in Westwood, California.
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"Being fortunate enough to lead a life of service by working with those most vulnerable makes me well aware of life's blessings, even when faced with difficulties.
"While recognizing that this is a significant change, my children remain at the center of my life and their well-being is my top priority. It is in this spirit that I sincerely ask that their privacy and the privacy of our family be respected during this transition in our lives."
We’re clearly Sam smitten.
still ***FLAWLESS
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Praise the Lorde.
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Mood: IDGAF.
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The former talk show host posted a topless photo during a snowboarding trip, continuing to push against Instagram’s community guidelines. The picture was then, as expected, taken down.
Handler bared her chest on top of a snowy mountain while claiming to be looking for her dog, Chunk.
"I lost chunk on the mountain," she wrote.
"Taking this down is sexist. I have every right to prove I have a better body than Putin," she tweeted. "If a man posts a photo of his nipples, it's ok, but not a woman? Are we in 1825?"
The Hunger Games star chows down on pizza, leads the crowd in a chant, continues to be the coolest person alive.
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I’m totally doing this.
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The biggest stars who used their fame for social good — putting the spotlight on everything from feminism to LGBT rights.
The big list highlights your favorite celebs who aren't only dominating the pop charts and blowing up the big screen, they're using their star power for social change. Yet another reason to fall in love with your idols all over again.
Why he's awesome: While it seems like the Biebs had a lot of not-so-great moments in 2014 (never forget his famous mugshot), he also did a lot of good this year, granting "over 200 wishes for the Make-A-Wish Foundation and joined #CardsForDanny to send birthday wishes to a boy battling cancer."
Why she's awesome: Badass and hilarious Mindy Kaling inspires us all on the daily by writing, producing, and starring in her hit show The Mindy Project, and she used the show to make a difference by "auctioning off a The Mindy Project script to raise money for Rosie's Theater Kids."
Why he's awesome: Aside from killing it on the court, Lebron helps out his hometown, Akron, Ohio, with the LeBron James Family Foundation. "LeBron recently helped about 800 children from his hometown graduate from high school."
And now, soon-to-be the most beautiful married couple in the world.
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*Awarded to them by me, because it's true.
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