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Any Bravo fan knows Fredrik Eklund as the bold, hilarious, and high-kicking real estate mogul, but did you know that he's also a published author? After reading Fredrik's new book The Sell, we thought it only appropriate to test the larger-than-life personality's ability to sell anything — and by that, we mean some really weird stuff. Here's how he did.
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BuzzFeed: Are you ready, Fredrik?
Fredrik Eklund: So basically I'm supposed make this sound like 'You have to buy this book!'
BF: Good luck!
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[Ed. Note: Mousey and Frizty are Fredrik's beloved dogs.]
FE: When I first read this I thought it was Pickle Poops.
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BF: What does that translate to?
FE: Salty goodness!
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FE: I mean, I don't smoke joi —
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BF: What do you smoke there, then?
FE: We have cigarettes, we don't have joints! It's very illegal.
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FE: It is! I mean, some people like Vitamin E, sodium, or Iron... I like to sparkle.
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FE: So basically they wash your feet? I mean, this is too much.
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FE: It's an inside joke.
FE: You have to admit, this is bizarre.
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FE: I mean, this is too much. This is where my career has taken me: #1 in New York City, now at BuzzFeed trying to sell this unsellable piece of...
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FE: Dogs get bald, too!
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FE: Is that how you wink?! This is why I could never pick up anyone at a bar.
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Follow Fredrik on Facebook, Instagram, and on his website. You can order a signed copy of his new book The Sell here. Million Dollar Listing New York premieres tonight at 10/9c on Bravo.
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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
A Jackson Pollock painting.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Some sort of rum.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
The expression "oh man!"
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Carmax.com.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Called me: Mom
Texted me: Dad
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I was jamming to "Blank Space" in my car with the windows down and the guy next to me caught me. That wasn't that embarrassing, it happens a lot. But, then he pointed at me and started laughing so hard I thought he was going to cry. I just kept driving and tried not to look at him.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Theatre: In December to see an improv show. Movie theater: last week to see Insurgent.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
The Newsroom.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Spongebob SquarePants. I just went to see the movie with my college roommates 2 weeks ago.
What's the first CD you bought?
Millennium by the Backstreet Boys.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Peanut M&Ms.
What music are you currently listening to?
Little bit of Sinatra and a little 80's music.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
The Goonies.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
When my hands and feet are pruned from being in water
What's your favorite day of the year?
Christmas. No doubt.
What was your first online screen name?
Just my name. My first online account was MySpace. I didn't have Aol messenger or AIM.
What's your favorite emoji?
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
Los Angeles.
Comedy or drama?
Drama.
Bacon or Nutella?
Nutella.
Coffee or tea?
Coffee
'80s or '90s?
90's.
Britney or Christina?
Britney.
NSYNC or BSB?
BSB.
Beyonce or Rihanna?
Beyoncé.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Lizzie McGuire.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I'm a huge Miles Teller fan.
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