More like KarDATEians, amirite? (Sorry.)
"So, the weather's been nice..."
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"Yep, this large pizza is for one."
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Bright green wallpaper is a great suggestion... Not the right one, though.
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HELLO THERE ZACH BRAFF.
I’d never lose hope.
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The queen is alive and well.
You might be wondering "where is Lindsay Lohan lately?" Answer: posing fiercely for Notion Magazine. Take a look at all of the photos below that proves Lindsay Lohan is still a queen among us.
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“Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think you have forever, but you don’t.”
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What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
On my phone, it's the Eye by MC Escher. On my computer, it's just black. Like my heart.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Water. Shirley temples. Other manly things like that.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
I converted my height into meters for a British friend. I'm 2.03 meters tall.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My mother and Norman Reedus. Weirdly.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I scared the sh*t out of someone I thought was a friend of mine which turned out to be a stranger. So I just owned it and said, "YEAH. TAKE THAT" and ran away.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
I saw The Imitation Game and cried like a baby.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Hannibal or Cosmos.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Friends reruns.
What's the first CD you bought?
Marilyn Manson, probably.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Chocolate anything.
What music are you currently listening to?
The Weeknd, Hozier, Lorde, the Black Keys, and (always) Led Zeppelin.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Ace Ventura. Either one.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Superstitious LA people who try to convert me.
What's your favorite day of the year?
Halloween.
What was your first online screen name?
I don't remember. It's probably still out there somewhere... cold and all alone on AOL's servers. Poor little guy.
What's your favorite emoji?
The skull one.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies. Kittens are made of claws and spite.
New York or Los Angeles?
New York, even though I live in LA.
Comedy or drama?
Drama.
Bacon or Nutella?
Don't do this to me.
Coffee or tea?
Tea.
'80s or '90s?
'90s, because no '80s hair dude sings better than Chris Cornell. Sorry dad.
Britney or Christina?
I refuse to pick my favorite ex-girlfriend, grow up guys.
NSYNC or BSB?
Nirvana. Screw the rules.
Beyonce or Rihanna?
Beyonce.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Alex Mack.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I'm a summer intern at the Illuminati.
Nick's t-shirt collection with The Style Club is a 3 piece unisex collection with proceeds going to Sophie’s Place, a charitable youth organization in Vancouver.
Blah, blah, Kartrashians blah blah… WE GET IT.
So a girl in Calabasas makes a sex tape and helps to turn it into a multimillion-dollar corporation that makes every member of her family a massive celebrity.
Do you think the Kardashians are upset about that? They are literally laughing to the bank.
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Their job is literally to be themselves. And they make money doing it. This might come as a shocker, but...they're allowed to do that.
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Appearances, modeling, clothing lines, makeup lines, extension lines, shoe lines, novels, memoirs, talk shows, acting, and, oh, a little reality show that has been on the air for 10 YEARS.
But let's reduce all of their accomplishments to nothing just because.
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They've personified the art of the hustle and become multimillionaire businesswomen. Isn't that a good thing?
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The age-old question.
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Looking glam, everybody.
Wolf Blitzer and Jane Fonda
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Chrissy Teigen
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Tracee Ellis Ross
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Gina Rodriguez
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Katie Couric, Michael Bloomberg, and Chrissy Teigen — Oh my!
It happened right after Jenner’s interview with Diane Sawyer.
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What inspired “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”?
A love that will never fade.
Oh, nothing out of the ordinary, right? Nothing you'd be able to spot.
BECAUSE IT IS KYLIE JENNER'S NAME!
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Congrats!
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Too damn sweet.
Remains hot.
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Finally getting that quintessential life experience he yearned for.
A moment of silence, please.
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Squad goals.
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And the album cover is a picture of perfection.
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The Ellen Show
The Ellen Show
This is unsafe!!!
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Happy 31st birthday to the one and only man with the soul voice!
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