Maya is a goddamn national treasure.
If you remember, Rachel Dolezal is a Caucasian woman who identifies as black and led the Spokane, Washington, chapter of the NAACP.
It's really all about the hair.
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So simple, so perfect.
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We are truly blessed.
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Not only would I never be offered a character like Cookie in a movie, but she doesn't exist. Cookie is bold and crazy, and she loves the struggle. She started from nothing, and now she's at the top. In that way, we're alike: Cookie is the American Dream.
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Age ‘aint nothing but one of these numbers.
Poolside summer nymph.
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Seriously, an ethereal stunner.
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Both are kind of boring right now. Each are of space (which is totally not boring). The one on my computer is the purple/pink far far away galaxy one and, on my phone, I have the "sky with clouds and stars" wallpaper. I guess I'm all about the unknown at the moment.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
"Does anyone have to pee?"
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"Um" and "like."
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Hans Zimmer. I don't even know.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
The last person that called me was my dad and he probably said something super wise and amazing because I'm convinced that he's Batman.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I was invited to a dinner party by an ex and I was convinced that he wanted to rekindle our relationship. I prohibited my friends from coming with me because I didn't want to make it awkward for THEM when he professed his love to ME. That didn't happen. Instead, I showed up to a small dinner party and he introduced me to his really cute, new girlfriend. I was alone ('cause I prohibited my friends, remember?) and it was the worst! I had a drink, really quickly, like super quick… I might have chugged it, and left.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
To see my beautiful and talented friend (and fellow Barden Bella), Kelley Jakle, perform in For the Record: John Hughes. She was brilliant!
What TV show should everyone be watching?
I'm currently obsessed with Daredevil on Netflix. Who are you Charlie Cox and did Michelangelo carve your mouth? Everyone needs to binge-watch this show ASAP.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
What's the first CD you bought?
Tragic Kingdom by No Doubt.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Platanitos maduros (fried plantains).
What music are you currently listening to?
I heard a Dashboard Confessional song the other day and decided to listen to all of their music all over again. I relived my teenage years but was a lot less emotional about it.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Pitch Perfect 2, of course! Bridesmaids, Mean Girls, and Never Been Kissed.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Bullies, girls that take off their shoes at parties, when underwear is showing (girls and guys), inconsiderate people, hypocrites, injustice, and when a bed is unmade.
What was your first online screen name?
I think it was QbanCutie03. 'Cause I'm Cuban (not Qban), I thought I was cute when I was 13 (I wasn't), and my favorite number is 3. I think someone had QbanCutie3 so I had to add the 03. Life isn't fair.
What's your favorite emoji?
The pulsating hot pink heart 'cause I feel like that's my heart always.
Pick one: kittens or puppies?
No way. Not fair. Both are magical.
New York or Los Angeles?
No way. Not fair. Both are magical.
Comedy or drama?
I love both. Sometimes you need a good laugh and then there are times when you need a good cry.
'80s or '90s?
That's a hard one. I'll have to say… '90s cause of my childhood and all that stuff.
NSYNC or BSB?
NSYNC all the way! I once won tickets to see them perform by changing the lyrics to "This I Promise You."
Bacon or Nutella?
NUTELLA FOREVA!
Coffee or tea?
Coffee!
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Lizzie McGuire. She was such a boss.
And finally: Tell us a secret.
I was afraid of the dark until I was like 15 and slept with a nightlight.
Catch Chrissie in Teen Beach 2 this Friday, June 26 at 8 p.m. ET/7C on the Disney Channel.
“A Tygantic Surprise.”
The girl can bring it.
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Tamra Judge holds nothing back and, quite frankly, that's why we love her. The Real Housewives of Orange County star has taken viewers on a wild ride through her often times chaotic life, all with a quick wit and a sassy attitude. She's blunt. She's honest. And, admittedly, she's not always right. Tamra is about as real as they come in a town of boob jobs and Botox. And in Orange County, they don't come often.
Here we go.
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This is the time to politely ask the flight attendant if there is another seat available.
Someone needed to speak up!
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What happens when we make the bar expert put us to a stress test?
Spike
It's like the most genius show in the history of television, tbh.
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Don't let the smile deceive you — Jon means business.
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Do you see those stares? They were thirsty for victory.
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Killing the game, one dance at a time.
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Song of the summer right here.
Specifically: the scene in this week’s episode when Ian quit the show.
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He’s happy with his bulging biceps, but he also doesn’t mind going back to “being the fat guy.” We love you no matter what you look like, Chris.
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I can tell that people are motivated by my transformations, and that feels really good. But everyone should know when the movie star stuff is over, I might go back to being the fat guy. My wife wants a pizza oven — she's going to learn how to bake bread, and I'm going to eat it. I love the health benefits of exercising, and I have a kid now. By exercising, you really can add 20, 30 years to your life. But you gotta live too, so hopefully I'll find a nice balance.
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More like Melissa Mic-Droppin-Carthy, ya know?
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Happy 29th Birthday Solo!
After reading this, the neighbors should know your name.
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According to Songz, "have regular conversations with her; you don't have to act like you want to jump into her pants immediately. If you are genuinely interested in her you should be able to go into depth during conversation."
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When it comes to the courting process, don't scoff at that. "You should definitely court her and buy flowers."
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