And it did not go as planned. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
tWitch, SYTYCD extraordinaire and Magic Mike XXL stripper, stopped by BuzzFeed to teach a couple staff members some moves.
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And it did not go as planned. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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29 reasons the 29-year-old icon is just the best.
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What’s a vulture?
With today marking the official release of Magic Mike XXL, we decided to test the men of the movie on their strip club slang. We admit, the game was tough. Channing Tatum and tWitch played against Matt Bomer and Donald Glover to see who could define the most words or phrases explained around the web — terms that may be uncommon, but certainly do exist. So buckle up for Stripper Slang 101.
Impressive, but not exactly.
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According to one website, no.
TO CHUM THE WATERS: The strategy of tipping generously to receive more attention from dancers for the rest of the evening.
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Surprisingly, not correct.
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That’s a lot of familiar faces.
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~Famous people hanging out.~
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Sadly the generic, whatever-they-give-you landscape of the moon photos. Oh man. Changing them now.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
The DJ to "give me a beat!"
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Yes.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Ojai Valley Inn and Spa.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
I live in the theatre.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Rectify. And True Detective.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
I have no guilt when I walk in and my roommates are watching The Bachelorette. No guilt at all.
What's the first CD you bought?
Debbie Gibson's Out of the Blue or Michael Jackson's Thriller. Or Whitney Houston's The Greatest Love of All.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Joan's on Third scrambled eggs and crispy bacon with buttered toast.
What music are you currently listening to?
Leon Bridges
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Bridesmaids.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Tayler Robinson.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I called the Prince of Monaco "Buddy." I laughed it off like any good Southern Girl would do.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Disrespect.
What's your favorite day of the year?
Errrrday.
What was your first online screen name?
Absalayla
What's your favorite emoji?
Duh. The poop one with kind eyes.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
Paris.
Comedy or drama?
A dramatic comedy. A comedic drama.
Bacon or Nutella?
Don't make me choose!
NSYNC or BSB?
The Original Cast of Rent on Broadway.
Coffee or tea?
Cappuccino’s.
'80s or '90s?
70'.
Britney or Christina?
Fiona Apple.
Beyonce or Rihanna?
'Yonce.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Who?
And finally: tell us a secret.
I am THE Walrus.
Catch Abigail this summer in True Detective, airing Sundays at 9/8c on HBO, and Recitfy, Thursdays at 10/9c on Sundance TV starting July 9th.
This is what Instagram was made for.
Dear god, please turn me into Ray Bans.
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Reaffirming we are all queens.
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Do you love it or hate it?
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Wonder how Jake Gyllenhaal feels.
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You voted — here are the results.
With 434 "FAB" votes.
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With 430 "FAB" votes.
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With 454 "FAB" votes.
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We can all do it!
All it takes is Grammy-winning songwriting talent, a cute AF haircut, and an extremely successful pop career.
It also helps if he's super successful too.
You need to feed them, don't you?
High school friends, work friends, celebrity friends. Invite them all to your multi-million dollar estate in Rhode Island.
It’s been 16 years people. SIXTEEN YEARS.
~flawless~.
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"Happy anniversary, I love u so much x I'm so proud of our beautiful family x"
16 years ago today was our special day... 16 years on we have our beautiful children... Thank you for giving me our amazing little ones .... Happy anniversary ❤️"
Fab or drab?
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Find out what happened with your favorite celebs this week.
What's that you hear? Just the sound of a billion hearts breaking around the world. That's right, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are ending their 10-year marriage. The couple announced their divorce the week of their 10 year anniversary and have three kids: Violet, Seraphina, and Samuel. Excuse us while we go cry UNTIL WE CAN'T CRY NO MO.
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Princess Charlotte of Cambridge has officially been christened! The ceremony took place at the family's Sandringham estate and the royal infant was given five — yep FIVE — godparents to look after her. Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge looked absolutely ~flawless~ of course while the Duke led his mini-me Prince George into the ceremony.
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Can you believe the Beckhams have been married for 16 years? That's right: 16 WHOLE YEARS. The extremely good-looking couple celebrated their milestone by posting some adorb pics on Instagram. Congrats you two!
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How did you spend your July 4th weekend? It probably was a lot like Taylor Swift's, no? The pop star gathered a bunch of her famous BFFs and brought them to her mansion in Rhode Island. There was cooking and swimming and onesies and snuggling, oh my! And don't forget the hot Scottish DJ boyfriend. Never forget him.
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The couple — who take their turn as talk show hosts starting today — took the test to prove how well they know each other after 10 years of marriage.
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Nicole Ari Parker has been in the pop culture vernacular for years — ever heard of Boogie Nights or Soul Food? — and her husband of over a decade you know from Love & Basketball, Undercovers, and most recently as the other Phil Miller on Last Man on Earth. Get ready to see these two faces even more: Today they launch The Boris And Nicole Show, a talk show the two will co-host together. And while it might already be the show hosted by the most attractive couple ever, we thought we should put the pair to the test. Let's see how they did.
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Boris: Did we win?
Nicole: Oh, Gregory Porter!
Boris: Yeah, you forgot that you like it better [than]...
Nicole: "Maybe far away..." "It's a hard-knock life for us..." I'll do the medley!
That’s one way to stay “Cool For The Summer.”
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Paid or unpaid?
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She's a fan, and she mentioned that to Lena [Dunham] when she came to the White House. I'm not sure how long she'll be interning for. It's a bit of a trial thing for her. They've known each other and discussed for a while. Lena and her get along great.
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According to E! News, the parents of three split up over the weekend.
The couple, who have been together since 2006, broke up over the July 4 weekend, following the emergence of pictures of Disick and ex Chloe Bartoli hanging out in Monaco.
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