We are not worthy.
21 Reasons Why Amy Schumer Was The One True Hero Of 2015
John Cena And His Giant Hands Play With A Tiny Tortoise
Small turtle, big hands: this is the best thing you’ll see all day.
This morning on TODAY John Cena made a friend.
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Lil Baby Tortoise was minding his own business.
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When suddenly he got picked up by John Cena's gigantic hands.
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But these gigantic, mountainous hands proved to be a good place to be.
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Jennifer Lawrence Hates New Year's Eve For The Same Reason We All Do
“I always end up drunk and disappointed.”
"I really hate it. I've never had a good one."
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Everyone's chasing a good time and it's always a disappointment. I plan on doing nothing and then if something lands in my lap…but I always end up drunk and disappointed.
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Drunk and Disappointed should be the title of my memoir!
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Kesha Has A New Band Called "Yeast Infection," So...
……
Although Kesha is forbidden from touring or creating new music as her lawsuit against Dr. Luke continues (#FreeKesha), that hasn't stopped the singer from forming Yeast Infection — her new band.
Anyway, let's continue to free Kesha so we don't have to say we're a "Yeasty."
North West And Penelope Disick Were The Best Squad Of 2015
Toddler squad. AKA tod-squad.
North West: daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West.
Kim Kardashian / Via instagram.com
Penelope Disick: daughter of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick.
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Together: cousins and the cutest toddler squad (aka tod-squad) in the greater Los Angeles area/the world in 2015. Also the only two people who make me want to be best friends with a 3-year-old.
Instagram: @khloekardashian / Via Instagram: @khloekardashian
Sure, maybe a squad is *supposed* to be more than two people. But these two have so much cred that their two-person squad is greater than any 15-person squad could ever be.
#SQUAD.
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Mike Tyson Falling On A Hoverboard Will Make You Laugh-Cringe
Very relatable.
If there wasn't enough proof that celebrities are just like us, boxer and Madonna collaborator Mike Tyson decided to try out one of those non-hovering hoverboards...
...and ate shit just like the rest of us.
At least he partially fell on the rug?
Carrie Fisher Just Shut Down Age Shamers With One Tweet
Pray for those influenced by the dark side.
turntrekgodhead.tumblr.com / 20th Century Fox
turntrekgodhead.tumblr.com / 20th Century Fox
Since Carrie Fisher isn't one to sit and watch people shame her for aging like the normal human being she is, she took to Twitter to silence the ungrateful plebes.
20 Celebrities Who Made A Difference In 2015
Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and Beyoncé top the list.
Here are this year's top 20.
Shawn Mendes
Why he's awesome: The mega teen star had quite the insane year with his successful debut studio album Handwritten, and he used his star power this year to team up with DoSomething.org to help boost self-esteem with his #NotesFromShawn campaign, and worked with Pencils of Promise to build a school in Ghana.
Misha Collins
Why he's awesome: He makes us all swoon on-screen in Supernatural, and Misha also helps change lives as the founder of Random Acts, "an organization that encourages people to do random acts of kindness, which has provided families in Nicaragua with the means to travel to get the secondary education they'd otherwise be unable to access."
Shakira
Why she's awesome: The supremely talented singer celebrated her second child by hosting a "World Baby Shower" to benefit UNICEF.
The 11 Best Celebrity Instagram Interactions In 2015
Stars, they’re just like us.
When Drake commented on Justin Bieber's random throwback photo featuring Selena Gomez.
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When Justin Bieber returned the love by praising Drake's ripped bod.
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When Khloe Kardashian shut down a troll.
Khloe Kardashian / Twitter: @khloekardashian / Via Facebook: TheShadeRoom
When Idris Elba ~kept it positive~ after being called "too street" to play James Bond.
Leonardo DiCaprio Almost Saved The "Star Wars" Prequels By Playing Anakin Skywalker
WE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HOW GOOD WE ALMOST HAD IT.
The heavily criticized Star Wars prequels have quite the reputation among fans and the general public. Heck — there's even fan-made "anti-cheese" edits on YouTube of the three films.
Well, what if I told you America's sweetheartthrobbae, Leonardo DiCaprio, almost played Anakin Skywalker? AKA young Darth Vader? AKA no Hayden Christensen acting? AKA MORE LEONARDO IN OUR LIFE?
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"I did have a meeting with George Lucas about that [playing Anakin Skywalker] as well, yes. I just didn't feel ready to take that dive at that point."
WHY, LEO, WHY? I guess Photoshop will have to do.
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31 Celebrity Bulges That Went Hard In 2015
Auld bulge syne.
Mark Wahlberg's Funky Bunch.
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Kristen Stewart Has Some Advice For "Star Wars" Star Daisy Ridley
From one major franchise star to another.
Kristen Stewart has been acting since she was nine years old, and has kinda seen it all when it comes to Hollywood.
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So what would she say to another young woman who is just now taking the leap into a major franchise guaranteed to alter her life forever?
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Stewart shared her advice for Star Wars: Force Awakens star Daisy Ridley with The Hollywood Reporter's Awards Chatter podcast. So how do you navigate this life-changing thing?
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I's pretty simple: You do you. "Focus on the fact that you're stoked 'cause you're doing the work that you want to do," Stewart said.
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26 Times Celeb Couples Gave Us Goals In 2015
Can you even handle the cute?
When Behati Prinsloo gave Adam Levine a haircut.
And he gave her a workout.
Oh and when Adam couldn't make it to see Behati in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, he surprised her with dozens of roses.
When Chrissy Teigen and John Legend spent the entire day in bed.
22 Things Everyone Who Is In Love With Oscar Isaac Will Understand
“Hoping that the new Star Wars is just two hours of Oscar Isaac staring into the camera.”
This very real lust:
This spot-on opinion:
Every time you screamed "damn" when Oscar's face appeared:
This important question:
2015 Was The Year Taylor Lautner Was Still Really Hot
More like Taylor-Still-Hotner, AMIRIGHT?
Ever since the Twilight movies came to an end, Taylor Lautner has been a little absent from the forefront of our thirsty minds. Well, I'm here today to tell you that he's still really hot and he was actually really hot all throughout 2015.
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May 16th, 2015 — ✅ still hot.
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August 18th, 2015 — ✅ still hot.
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26 Times Chris Pratt Ruined Men For You In 2015
What did we do to deserve him?
Chris Pratt has always been a beautiful tropical fish, and this year was no exception.
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And boy, did he look goOoOod.
*dies*
Men's Health UK / Via chrisprattdelicious.tumblr.com
Even Chris Pratt couldn't keep his hands off Chris Pratt.
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All The Times In 2015 That Miley Cyrus Reminded Us She Smokes Weed
#420 Y’ALL!!!
When she was a joint-smoking Cinderella.
#420
When she put this blunt in her mouth.
#420!!
And took this joint selfie.
SELFIE-J.
When she wore these leggings.
WEED!
11 Emojis That Need To Exist In 2016
According to artists from Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.
Fergie really wants a DJ unicorn emoji.
BuzzFeed
Pentatonix want an emoji of a ~fully bearded~ man.
BuzzFeed
Tove Lo wants more *group* emojis, like a crowd of unicorns.
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Top 75 Most Iconic Things Britney Spears Did In 2015
What a time to be alive!
That time she was able to take a picture of herself sleeping because she is God.
That time she forgot how to age.
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That time she posted this picture with the caption "Mystical teachings" and we were like what?
All of the times she randomly flipped off the audience.
These GIFs Of Joseph-Gordon Levitt Will Definitely Make You Smile
He is happiness in its purest form.
ARE YOU READY?!
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So innocent.
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So pure.
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So angelic.
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