It's Beyoncé's Birthday, So Of Course There's A Hashtag
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Leslie Jones Has Returned To Twitter 'Cause She Ain't Afraid Of No Ghost
Welcome back, Leslie!
Leslie Jones has a made a return to Twitter after being the victim of a cyber attack on her website last month.
Hackers reportedly uploaded her driver's license and passport to her website, along with nude photos.
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Holy Shit, Kelly Clarkson Won "American Idol" 14 Years Ago
Just a reminder that time passes really fucking quickly.
One thing that many, many, many people in the world can agree on is that Kelly Clarkson is the greatest thing to come out of American Idol.
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She was the OG winner. The one with a vocal range that still blows your mind.
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(She was also the star of the super underrated masterpiece known as From Justin to Kelly.)
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This all might seem like just yesterday. Kelly, Justin Guarini, Ryan Seacrest, and that other guy who never came back, standing on a stage.
His name is Brian Dunkleman, btw.
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How Much Do You Know About Kardashian Drama?
It’s a tangled web.
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Try Not To Cry: Steve Irwin's Fam Posted Messages On The Anniversary Of His Death
It’s been 10 years.
Sunday marked the 10-year anniversary of crocodile hunter Steve Irwin's death at the age of 44.
He was shooting a documentary when a stingray barb pierced his heart.
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To honor her father, 18-year-old Bindi posted this beautiful throwback photo of the two on Instagram:
Try not to cry but the caption reads, "You'll be my hero for my entire existence. I love you more than words can describe."
If that wasn't enough to make you tear up, Steve's parents, Bob and Lyn, recently released this letter that Steve wrote to them when he was 32:
The letter will be included in an upcoming memoir by Bob.
Allen & Unwin Books / Via Facebook: AllenandUnwinBooks
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10 Celebrity Poop Horror Stories That'll Make You Feel Better About Yourself
Never take a chance on a fart.
Note: Not all submissions are from Community users.
Nick Kroll's chocolate surprise:
"I was driving and the hairs on my arm started to rise. I was heavy breathing, because I'm about to have a butt baby, because I am crowning. I kept driving. You know how in New Orleans, right before the levees burst, they're like, 'What if we just let a little water out, to relieve the pressure?' I let a little water out of my levees, like a Hershey's kiss that's been sitting in the sun too long. I hovered over my steering wheel for leverage, and my body was like, 'NO, WE WANT IT ALL.' So I was sitting there, and I just filled my underwear with, like, a travel-size pillow worth of brisket. Then I waddled inside, took a shower, and had a four-hour shame nap."
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Beyoncé Spent Her Birthday Chillin' With Bill Clinton And Michelle Obama
Talk about friends in high places.
Sunday was the 35th birthday of our Diva and savior, Beyoncé.
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And to celebrate, Bey hung out at the Made in America festival with her hubby Jay Z and some guy named Bill Clinton.*
*LOL, as in former President Bill Clinton, no biggie.
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(Bill looked like he was having a blast.)
Adam Schultz for Hillary for America
Dad/President Obama is busy in China at the G-20 summit.
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Malia Obama Didn't Let The Haters Stop Her From Enjoying A Music Festival
The 18-year-old wore a shirt that said “Smoking Kills” on Sunday to the Made In America festival — after people shamed her for smoking at Lollapalooza last month.
Malia Obama attended the Made In America music festival in Philadelphia on Sunday, wearing a special shoutout to her haters.
Last month, video captured Obama smoking ~something~ at Lollapalooza in Chicago. People online began to shame the teen, who is headed to Harvard University next year after taking a gap year. Others responded with a simple message: Leave. Malia. Alone.
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The Rock Tried To Inspire His Baby Daughter And She Pooped On His Neck
Side note: This baby might be the most beautiful creature I have ever seen.
Everyone loves The Rock! It's pretty much a thing on which we can all agree.
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So when Dwayne tried to give his baby girl Jasmine a motivational speech, we would expect for her to be just as entranced as we would have been — except that she's a baby, so her interests lie mainly in a) moving around her hands a lot, and b) pooping.
The caption reads:Its Labor Day. One of my favorite holidays as we celebrate the blue collar American worker and their contributions to our country thru labor and sweat.
In the spirit of Labor Day, I had an amazing philosophical conversation w/ my baby girl about the value of hard work and how respect is given when it's earned.
I told her, "Baby girl when you grow up, you get out there and dent the universe thru hard work and sweat. And always make sure you do it in a positive way with class, dignity and respect". She responded by poo'ing on me in this moment as she plays her favorite game, "Drum time on daddy's big head". It was a good talk.💯 #HappyLaborDay #TheJohnsons #GoodTalksWithDaddy"
The Rock / Via instagram.com
The caption reads:It's Labor Day. One of my favorite holidays as we celebrate the blue collar American worker and their contributions to our country thru labor and sweat.
In the spirit of Labor Day, I had an amazing philosophical conversation w/ my baby girl about the value of hard work and how respect is given when it's earned.
I told her, "Baby girl when you grow up, you get out there and dent the universe thru hard work and sweat. And always make sure you do it in a positive way with class, dignity and respect".
She responded by poo'ing on me in this moment as she plays her favorite game, "Drum time on daddy's big head". It was a good talk.💯 #HappyLaborDay #TheJohnsons #GoodTalksWithDaddy"
Be honest: You've made this exact face while taking a crap at least once in your life.
The Rock / Via instagram.com
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Here's A Look Inside Beyoncé's Celebrity-Filled 35th Birthday Bash
Everyone dropped everything they were doing to come celebrate Queen Bey.
Beyoncé celebrated her 35th birthday last night in the blackest, most lit Auntie Yoncé way possible — she threw a Soul Train–themed party in New York City.
@chancetherapper / Via Twitter: @chancetherapper
@Bey_Legion
Blue was also in attendance and stole the show in this video when she yelled "happy birthday, Mommy" and snuck a taste of the birthday cake.
Also peep Solange.
@Beylite / Via Instagram: @beylite
@chancetherapper / Via Twitter: @chancetherapper
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Kim Kardashian Using The Old Man Filter On Saint West Is Honestly The Cutest Thing
Ded.
Yesterday was a big day. The second in line for the West throne turned nine months old. That's old AF!
Instagram: @KimKardashian / Via buzzfeed.com
To celebrate the occasion slash just do a fun thing on Snapchat, Kim Kardashian West made Saint into an old man:
Snapchat: Kim Kardashian
AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING, IT'S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER.
Snapchat: Kim Kardashian / Via instagram.com
LOOK AT THAT OLD MAN SMILE.
Snapchat: Kim Kardashian / Via instagram.com
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Rihanna Walked Around NYC Feeding Birds While Dressed Like A Heart Because She's Rihannah
Helping birds find food in a hopeless place since 2016.
Yes, that's Rihanna dressed like a heart walking around NYC at 7:00 am after a night of partying, just feeding some pigeons. 👏
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Baby, this is what pigeons came for!
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News That Will Shock Just About Everyone: Taylor And Tom Have Reportedly Split
I guess it wasn’t a love story.
They were first caught snogging in Rhode Island, and then made their way to their respective hometowns, Ipswich (in England) and Nashville* to meet each other's parents. They even went to Italy together and saw the ~sights~ and Taylor was seen visiting Tom in Australia, where he's filming Thor: Ragnarok.
*Taylor is technically from Pennsylvania, but her fam has been living in Nashville for years.
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They canoodled at Taylor's Fourth of July party...
Tom even wore an "I love T.S." tank because why not?
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Laurie Hernandez's Opening Throw For The Mets Was Pitch Perfect
It’ll make you flip!
By now, we all know about Laurie Hernandez. She's a gymnast, Olympic gold medalist, and a bonafide badass!
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When's she's not busy meeting Beyoncé or getting ready for Dancing with the Stars....
MTV / Via Twitter: @ashleyxholcomb
…she’s throwing ceremonial first pitches the only way she knows how: in classic Laurie Hernandez fashion.
This flawless flip took place on Sept. 3 at a Mets vs. Nationals game. Let's take a closer look at it!
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People Are Losing It Because It Looks Like Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Split
Keep calm and don’t marry Tom.
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15 Old Pictures Of Beyoncé To Remind You We All Start Somewhere
Even if that somewhere is still Beyoncé-fabulous.
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Calvin Harris Said That "All Hell Broke Loose" After He And Taylor Split
The drama ~continues~.
OK, you guys. I know it's been an exhausting, Taylor Swift–filled summer.
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There was the sudden relationship and breakup with Tom Hiddleston. There was the whole Kimye feud. And that whole thing where she ran sideways to her car.
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Britney And Ellen Went To A Mall And Did Whatever The Fuck They Wanted Because They're Britney and Ellen
“Excuse me, we’re celebrities.”
For her premiere week, Ellen DeGeneres invited Britney Spears to join her at a Los Angeles mall to do whatever the fuck they wanted to because, well, THEY'RE BRITNEY AND ELLEN:
Walking up the wrong side of an escalator:
Leaving Bloomingdale's with hundreds of dollars of clothes that they didn't pay for:
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Literally Just 17 Hilarious Tweets About Postmates
“Hello again, Robert.”
When your driver delivers so much more than just a meal:
When you're shit out of luck:
When 379 ft. is just too far:
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Drake's Dad Doesn't Think Rihanna And Drake Are Actually Together
Sureeee, Dennis.
Over the past two weeks, Drake and Rihanna’s relationship has reached a new level — publicly, at least.
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I mean, we saw them kiss!
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