Horrifying and hilarious.
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Damn, Olivia.
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ALL FOUR OF THEM. TOGETHER.
In case you need to EDUCATE YO'SELF this is Debra Messing, Eric McCormack, Megan Mullally, and Sean Hayes aka Grace Adler, Will Truman, Karen Walker, and Jack McFarland from Will and Grace.
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Also props for the joke about Eric' hand, Deb.
So much beauty in one room.
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Goals.
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RIP our hearts.
"They are so perfect for each other with the same sense of humor and the same amount of weirdness." —Marija Golubovic (Facebook)
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"I am definitely not the first to say it, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They made me feel so much better about the way I got married after so many people made me feel bad about not having a 'real' wedding and wearing a white dress. They seem so down-to-earth and they clearly love each other." —tigersgurl82
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"Definitely Anna Faris and Chris Pratt. I listen to Anna's podcast religiously and she is constantly talking about her relationship. It's clear they are in it to win it! I've never heard a woman obsess over her husband's balls as much as Anna — if that isn't love, what is?" —rosemaryk45110932d
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I’ve never seen Trump with this much hair!
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“Lancome fresh face, looking tailor-made. Disney on the books so you know I stay paid.”
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1. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Feel grateful for another day. Then I turn to look over at my wife and daughter. And then I feel extremely grateful.
2. When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Beer or wine. If I feel like hard alcohol, it's usually tequila, scotch or an aged rum on the rocks.
3. What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"Fuck" or some combination that includes "fuck," "fucker," "fuckin," or "fucking."
4. What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Teaching basic principals of financial literacy.
5. Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My maternal grandmother.
6. What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Phone is my daughter at a year old plus wearing hair rollers. Computer has side-by-side baby pictures of me and my wife.
7. What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
Don't remember the last one but the way I try to handle any awkward situation is to acknowledge it right away. Admit that it's awkward and uncomfortable. If both sides can begin with being honest about that, then finding a way to have a laugh about it is absolutely possible. It's never as difficult to turn it into a positive as you think. It just takes a little effort. Don't let the uncomfortable or awkward feeling take control of your more logical and compassionate self.
8. What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Anything on HGTV.
9. What's the first CD you bought?
It was either Enter the 36 Chambers by The Wu-Tang Clan or Return of the Boom Bap by KRS-One. I can't remember which.
10. And what music are you currently listening to?
At this very moment, Frank Sinatra. Currently as in lately, a crazy variety from children's music that my daughter loves to things like 60's soul music, Bob or Stephen Marley, 80's New Wave, 90's Hip Hop and some R&B to current stuff like Alabama Shakes, Coldplay, Kendrick Lamar, Macklemore. And Jimi Hendrix gets played just about every day. Any music that makes me feel something.
11. What is the one food you cannot resist?
Ice cream.
12. What movie makes you laugh the most?
This is really tough. There are a few that never miss and a few more that I'm about to forget but I have to say The King of Comedy, the original Vacation, anything with Richard Pryor, Old School, Elf, There's Something About Mary, anything with John Candy and then come the ones I'm forgetting right now.
13. What toppings do you like on your pizza?
Depends where I'm getting it. If it's a new place, I always have to go with a regular slice (although in places outside of NY you are required to say a cheese slice for some reason. I always thought that was a given). If that's done properly, then I might go for a slice with pepperoni or sausage and onions.
14. What drives you absolutely crazy?
Lack of compassion. Abuse of power.
15. What was your first online screen name?
itainteasybaby.
16. What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?
Answers to this interview.
17. What’s your favorite curse word?
"Fuck" or just about any variation of it.
18. What's your favorite emoji?
Beaming smiley face with rosy cheeks.
19. Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Tough, but puppies.
20. New York or Los Angeles?
REALLY tough. Right now, and I never thought I'd say this, Los Angeles.
21. Twitter or Instagram?
Depends on what I need to "say."
22. Bacon or Nutella?
BACON!
23. Britney or Christina?
Christina.
24. Coffee or tea?
Close, but coffee.
25. NSYNC or BSB?
For no other reason than their mention in Magic Mike:XXL, BSB.
26. 2 a.m. or 2 p.m.?
Love them both. Either time if the company is good. If I'm alone, 2 a.m.
27. Beyonce or Rihanna?
Depends on my mood.
28. Netflix and chill or just Netflix?
Netlfix and if it leads to chill, absolutely Netflix AND chill!
29. Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Never watched either.
30. And finally: tell us a secret.
The secret I'll tell you is that you'll never know everything, so never think you do.
“Give me Zac Efron any day…”
This is a lesson and the lesson is: be more like Gigi.
I remember taking the time, as it all felt slo-mo, to look at him, a stranger, and my first reaction was: “Get me out of this situation.” I played volleyball, and my coaches talked about muscle memory. I started boxing two years ago and I always remembered that. Since then, I hadn’t been in a situation that forced me to fight back, but it just came out when he grabbed me — it wasn’t a choice. I do have that fighter in me.
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Honestly, I felt I was in danger, and I had every right to react the way I did. If anything, I want girls to see the video and know that they have the right to fight back, too, if put in a similar situation. Practicing self-defense is important so that when you’re in the moment, reacting from muscle memory comes more naturally to you than freezing up. Confidence in your own ability to defend yourself comes with educating yourself about it, and is a massive advantage when in an unsafe situation.
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An investigation.
Omg careful around flammables!
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I’m jealous.
“You gotta bring the cheese in your purse.”
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Jenny Slate: Bad things that any of your exes have done to you or you'll look like you're a little bit spiky and full of rage, any skin issues that you have, and if you don't believe in evolution, keep it to yourself.
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Nick Kroll: There's nothing more romantic than sharing a salad. I'll order for the lady, always. If you're a guy, always order for the woman.
Jenny: Women love that. If you're the man on a first date, make sure you just sort of tell her what she's like. Make sure to show her you through her.
Nick: Yeah, you're going to have the Caesar salad...and I'm going to feed you those anchovies.
Jenny: Right.
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Jenny: [acting out] I'm so sorry — I'm having such a bad time! I'm so sorry. This is so random, but I'm having such a bad time with you. Your personality is just absolutely the opposite of what I was hoping for! I am so sorry, this is so weird. But I have to go!
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Her runny nose has more talent than most of us.
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1. "I met Kesha in a pizza place. I was eating with some new friends and I was telling them about an experience I had with ghosts as a kid. They were making fun of me because they didn’t believe. All of a sudden Kesha turns around and gets up from a table next to us. She walks up and says, 'Hey. Sorry for eves dropping but you caught my attention because you have the prettiest hair I’ve ever seen. Also I totally believe you! Ghosts are real!'" Submitted by ruhrohitsivy
2. "I met Jeff Goldblum years ago before a performance of a play he was in. We stood on the sidewalk and he talked to my friends and me for about 15 minutes and was so incredibly friendly and funny. A few weeks later I was walking down the sidewalk when I heard someone say my name - it was Jeff Goldblum! I couldn't believe he remembered me. He gave me a hug and we chatted for another minute and then he went into his theater to get ready for a matinee. It was absolutely surreal." Submitted by Liz Adams
3. "My sophomore year of high school I met Ed Sheeran. It was before he was famous in the U.S. so after he played this super tiny venue I went out back to chat with him. He was the most down to earth and just kind human being I've ever met. We talked for around half an hour and he even recorded my voicemail message for me! Now, every time you call me and I don't pick up you're greeted by Ed Sheeran's voice." Submitted by Meredith Warren
4. "Was walking down the street in LA and, next thing I know, Ben freaking Affleck comes along and starts walking next to me eating a subway sandwich. Casual.
Actual conversation between him and I:
Him: “whatcha up to?”
Me: *trying to not freak out * “just finished taking a dance class”
Him: “you need food after doing physical activity like that” *hands me the rest of his sandwich* *walks away*
Long story short, got mother hen-ed by Ben Affleck and the sandwich wasn’t bad." Submitted by m4bcbc262f
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5. "I was on a family vacation in a ranch in Montana and it turns out Stephen Moyer was there also with two of his kids. We ended up playing softball together and he literally saved me from crashing into a tree with my horse. It sounds fake but I promise you it’s not." Submitted by katclifford
6. "Before a Middle School play, a handful of us went to go grab Taco Bell to bring for the cast. A Baldwin brother asked what all the tacos were for, found out about our play, came to our school, paid $20, didn't ask for change and posed for a photo afterwards. Being 11, I was clueless. I thought it was cool he paid $20 which was a lot of money to me." Submitted by Freedom VanPelt
7. "Tracy Morgan comes into the supermarket I worked at and he is the nicest guy ever and we consider each other friends. He is always very talkative and he always asks me how school is going and gives me advice sometimes when he sees I'm in a bad mood. He will always stop and take pictures. He and I once had a 30 minute conversation on how boys should respect me and it honestly was amazing. He is the nicest celebrity ever." Submitted by Erin Saunders
8. "On my 16th birthday I was in Vegas. We were staying at Caesars Palace and I was walking around the lobby, tripped and face planted. I look up and Elijah Wood was standing there he offered to help me up, I was a huge fan girl at the time so I panicked and quickly got up and ran away." Submitted by Kristin Johnston
9. "My mom met Kim Kardashian in an airport a few years ago. Kim didn't know it, but my mom was on her way to her best friend's funeral. When my mom approached her, Kim was incredibly kind and gracious, and actually signed her boarding pass and gave it to my mom as a gift for my sister. I'm sure Kim doesn't remember that random encounter in an airport in Alberta, but her kindness to my mom won her fans in all of us for life." Submitted by Brittany Rae
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10. "I'm a server at a cafe in Southern California and have had the chance to meet a bunch of celebrities. Matthew Gray Gubler is hands down the best. He took a photo with me, then sent the restaurant an autographed photo a month later as a surprise!" Submitted by Laurenthelibrarian
11. "I was working on a movie with Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth called The Last Song. During a break, I went into the restroom, which was totally empty except for Miley, who was sitting up on the wall of sinks, and her make up artist, just chatting. I really had to go, so I just sheepishly apologized and said I would be quick, in case I was interrupting. As I was heading into the stall Miley said "Do you want me to turn the water on for you?? I get SO pee-shy. Here I'll just turn it on for you" I chuckled and said “It was ok, I lived in sorority house with 30 other women, you learn to get over that quickly! but thanks!" As I washed my hands, she divulged how she wished someone had been there to turn the water on for her at the Grammy's when Mariah Carey was in the stall next her." Submitted by Erin Berson
12. "I once met Tom Felton while hiking and although I was really nervous about asking for a picture he was super sweet and let me pet his dog and apologized for having wet hands because he was giving water to his dog. Even called me lovely. Made my little Slytherin heart swoon." Submitted by melinaa4f7ddfb65
13. "Colin Firth opened the door for me, nodded and wished me a good evening." Submitted by Eliza Gray
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14. "James Franco taught me how to pump gas. I had just gotten my license like a week prior and was really struggling at the gas station. I heard an oddly familiar voice ask if I needed any help. I turned around, and there he was." Submitted by emilyd485d4465c
15. A few years ago, I was flying home for my birthday. My girlfriend was living in New Zealand at the time, and was flying back to celebrate with me, but she could only stay for less than two days. Well, my flight was delayed, and I immediately sat down and started crying. I tried to be discreet, but it was very obvious that I was balling. A beautiful girl (both in looks and soul) sat next to me, offered me a tissue and asked me if I was going to be OK. She sat and talked with me for almost a full hour, listened to me gush about my girlfriend, about my grandmother, and we talked about being queer. It wasn’t until about a year later, I saw a picture Cara Delevingne, and was lost it over the fact that the gorgeous and amazingly kind woman I talked to was Cara freaking Delevingne. Submitted by t492e49f12
16. "A few years ago I had the pleasure of meeting Jennifer Hudson. Well, actually I was hired to do a home inspection for her. I was really amazed at how sweet and humble she was. Even though I just started playing the ukulele, I asked her if she wouldn’t mind singing if I played her a song. I was floored when she agreed to it. She was more than happy to humor me and was gracious enough to do a duet with me. Dang, to this day it still gives me goose bumps thinking about how extremely talented she is. I was completely gobsmacked at how amazing her voice really is when you hear it in person. Which pales in comparison to how incredibly nice she is." Submitted by homelandinspection
17. "Luke Wilson was a regular at my old Starbucks so I would always have his iced coffee ready by the time he got to the register. During the holidays he said, 'here Kiana, this is for you' and hands me a $20. I still have it framed and never told anyone since I would’ve had to have split it with my other coworkers." Submitted by k40f3af58f
18. "Before the Kim era my sister and I ran into Kanye at a movie theatre. Though he was a bit hesitant to take pictures, he did oblige. We had a short conversation and after all was said and done (and he did compliment my shoes) we were on the guest list for his show the next night, front row it turned out." Submitted by cripplerqueen
19. "Catelyn Stark (Michelle Fairley) and Jon Snow (Kit Harington) came into the bistro I worked at and Michelle complimented my tattoos, Kit proceeded to tell me all about his first trip to Canada. They ended up doing cartwheels in the little garden that we had there. (They had drank some wine.) So lovely that such big stars are so down to earth. It was such a pleasure meeting them." Submitted by kristaa473e9dbb7
20. "I’m an enormous Survivor fan (read: watched all 32 seasons multiple times) and actually ran into Jeff Probst at Starbucks. This was my first actual starstruck experience, but I went up and just said, “hey, I’m a huge fan…” and before I could get any other gibberish out, he got out of line and immediately starting asking me questions about what I thought about this season, previous castaways, past seasons, etc. We talked for over twenty minutes and HE asked if we could take a picture. Dream. Come. True." Submitted by pootskdoot
21. "I was a seat filler at the first ever Guys Choice Awards. There was free food and drinks but the seat fillers weren’t allowed to partake in any of it. Will Ferrell was randomly seated at the table I was at.. He was so nice! He chatted with us and showed me pictures of kids. He ended up getting the waiter to bring the whole table of seat fillers multiple shots of Tequila. Andy Samberg even stopped by to take a shot with us as well!" Submitted by jessicad4bf823f0c
22. "Met Carlos Santana in a Las Vegas Mall. My mom said 'You probably hear this a lot but you look like Carlos Santana.' He chuckled, then my mom began talking to his wife (aka Lenny Kravitz's drummer). She told us he was in fact Santana himself. He was super cool, gave our family of 5 free tickets to his show, let us hang out backstage, and even gave my brother (who’s a guitar player himself) an iPod loaded with never before heard live music." Submitted by courtneyk46a61695d
23. "Long story short, I was very very drunk at a very fancy party and it was definitely time for me to go home. As I walked to the door to leave, I could feel myself starting to fall over. I was drunk, I was wearing 5 inch heels…there was no stopping it. I didn’t even try, kind of just let myself fall. Until someone caught me. I looked up, and it was Sebastian Stan. Sebastian Stan caught me in his arms. Like something out of a movie. He looked down and me and laughed and said 'Having a good night?' and I have no chill at all and responded with a super suave line: 'I am now'." Submitted by caitlinf18
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How about we don’t?
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Everybody sneezes sometimes, you know.
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