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How Well Do You Know These Britney Spears Songs?
A journey through the pop singer’s singles.
It's Britney Day, bitch. In honor of the legendary queen of pop's 35th birthday, BuzzFeed is celebrating with all things Britney Jean Spears. Check out more content on this legendary ICON here and buy Glory on iTunes!
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18 Things Celebrities Did This Week
J. Law and Chris Pratt pose for an awkward photo, Lady Gaga’s style is back, and pregnancy speculations galore!
Lady Gaga wore this.
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Katy Perry and Allison Williams hugged it out.
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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt nailed the whole "taking a picture" thing.
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Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner went shopping in Paris.
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Britney Spears' Music Video Orgies Ranked From Best To Iconic
1-2-3, who doesn’t love a good Britney video orgy?
The "If U Seek Amy" Ritzy Orgy:
You know, the "If U Seek Amy" orgy looked *insert volcano dripping of cum emoji*. It felt like a first-class orgy where diamond-studded dildos were slung and poppers were called by its French name. But this orgy isn't at the top of the list because we missed it. Everyone was wiped off, all of the boys and all of the girls were passed out from their begging, and Britney was getting back to her seemingly perfect pie-making Stepford Wives lifestyle. (Flawless video tho.)
The "Womanizer" Restaurant Orgy:
Lollipop. The "Womanizer" restaurant orgy was classic Britney.... if classic Britney was into vanilla sex. The single was instrumental to the success of the early second-half of her career — it was dubbed the "comeback" after YOU-KNOW-WHAT. The single proved Britney wasn't going anywhere, but the video's AC-a-pumpin' restaurant orgy didn't add much to Brit's orgyography. Despite the insanely hot womanizing lead, the "Womanizer" orgy feels second-rate compared to Brit’s orgies of past. BUT DAMN BRIT LOOKS GOOD.
Uh, Clementine From "Westworld" Was The Other Girl In Britney's "Stronger" Music Video
*shocked emoji*
By now, you're most likely addicted to HBO's newest mind-bending show Westworld.
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Well, without any spoilers, there's a ~character~ named Clementine Pennyfeather played by actor Angela Sarafyan...
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Now, if you're trying to place why she looks familiar, it might be because our girl Clementine (briefly) appeared in Britney Spears' iconic "Stronger" music video!
(You can catch her at :08-:10)
OMG Kourtney Kardshian And Scott Disick Are Back Together
Is this good news or bad news?
Don't call it a comeback! Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick have gotten back together!
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The famous on and off again couple broke up in June 2015, making this their longest split yet.
Scott's constant battle with alcohol and depression had become too much for Kourt.
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It wasn't clear if the two would ever get back together, Kourtney especially seemed to be flourishing as a single woman.
But according to E! News, Scott has managed to mellow out a lot and hasn't been partying. A source also told the site, "both want to make it work for them and their kids."
A Brief History Of Liam Payne And Cheryl's Relationship
Congrats to the happy couple!
You might've heard that Liam Payne and Cheryl are ~in love~.
But maybe you're asking yourself, "Who? What? How did this happen?"
Jennifer Lawrence Killed The Style Game While In Europe For "Passengers"
ICYMI: Kelly Ripa And Mark Consuelos Has A Very Attractive Son
Hello, Michael.
The long-lasting couple have three kids together: 19-year-old Michael, 15-year-old Lola, and 13-year-old Joaquin.
But wait. Michael is kind of a babe.
No, not kind of. Michael IS a certified hottie.
Jensen Ackles And Danneel Harris Had Twins
I guess you could say it was ~supernatural~.
Supernatural star Jensen Ackles and One Tree Hill alum Danneel Harris Ackles have been married for six years.
The CW's most beautiful couple are parents to 3-year-old daughter Justice Jay...
The babies are named Zeppelin Bram and Arrow Rhodes. Jensen announced the happy news on Instagram, posting a photo of Thing 1 and Thing 2.
The caption reads: "Danneel, JJ and I are excited to announce the birth of our twins Zeppelin Bram and Arrow Rhodes. They were born early yesterday morning. Everyone is doing great! #twinning"
Are You More Lauren Conrad Or Heidi Montag?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
Channing Tatum Wrote The Cutest Birthday Message For His Wife Jenna
This couple.
Fact: Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum are one of the cutest, most awesome celeb couples around.
They've been married since 2009 and have a daughter, Everly.
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I mean, how could you forget their epic Lip Sync Battle face off?
That's a lot of talent in one family.
Well, Jenna's birthday was on Saturday and Channing decided to break all our hearts just a tiny bit with this adorable tribute on Instagram:
@jennaldewan I'm not sure if this woman is my Rainbow or my pot of gold but I'm lucky either way happy birthday cake baby!
Here Are The First Pics Of Carlos And Alexa PenaVega's Son
Hello, Ocean!
This is Carlos and Alexa PenaVega.
You might remember Carlos (formerly Carlos Pena Jr.) from Big Time Rush and Grease: Live. Alexa (formerly Alexa Vega) was in Spy Kids and both competed against each other in a season of Dancing with the Stars.
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On Wednesday, the couple welcomed their son, Ocean King.
And now, we have photos!
He's pretty darn adorable.
Kim And Kanye Really Went All Out With The Christmas Decorations
ALL OF THE LIGHTS.
We all know the Kardashians go BIG for Christmas. I mean, just LOOK at Kris Jenner's tree from 2015 and tell me the lie.
Or Kylie's tree from this year, for that matter.
Well, thanks to Jonathan Cheban's snapchats, we now know what Kim and Kanye's tree looks like this year.
The Rock Just Proved He's The Most Adorable Dad
Dear Mr. The Rock, will you adopt me?
You ready to see some real deal cuteness? Then BEHOLD: The Rock being a rockstar dad with his adorable daughter, Jasmine.
Little Jasmine is officially a big girl now, because on Friday she had her first birthday, and her dad sang her an epic happy birthday song.
I think we know the answer to this question.
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Of course, this isn't the first time The Rock has shown what an awesome dad he is. There was the time he loved changing Jasmine's diaper...
These Photos Of Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds At Disneyland Prove Good Things Still Exist
She looks SO excited to meet Mickey!
I don't have to tell you that 2016 has been a nightmare. But hey, on the plus side, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are still together and still very beautiful!
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Which is why it was really cute to see them both at Disneyland on Friday, having a fucking ball with Mickey Mouse. 💕
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It also happened to be their daughter James' second birthday, so it was just one adorable family day.
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I mean, LOOK how ecstatic Lively is!
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Take A Listen To The Zayn Malik Episode Of "See Something Say Something"
The BuzzFeed podcast See Something Say Something talks about the pop icon and why it matters so much that he’s Muslim and Pakistani.
This week on BuzzFeed podcast See Something Say Something, I bring on BuzzFeed News editor Sara Yasin to talk about Muslim sex symbol and pop icon, Zayn Malik.
To celebrate the episode, let's count down the best Zayn moments in history, starting with that time he gave us this LOOK.
That time Zayn and Gigi Hadid, brown power couple, smoldered in the Pillow Talk video. 🇵🇸🇵🇰
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Chris Pratt Gave Anna Faris A Stunning New Engagement Ring Because Of Course He Did
He’s the real MVP of 2016.
Chris Pratt just out-Chris Pratt'ed himself by giving his wife, the amazing Anna Faris, a stunning, huge, sparkly, perfectly upgraded engagement ring.
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Anna spilled the deets to E! News at the Passengers LA premiere. “He just got me this ring. I know. Like two days ago. I look [at it] and I’m like, ‘I can’t believe it either!’ He’s an incredibly romantic man and I’m very, very lucky.”
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Can this couple get any cuter?!?!?!?!
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Keke Palmer Just Stepped Out In Pants With Leonardo DiCaprio All Over Them
An homage to Romeo + Juliet, it seems.
This afternoon Keke Palmer served up a LOOK.
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And if you'll take out your glasses and magnifying glasses, fam, you'll notice an interesting detail.
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Leonardo DiCaprio's face is all over Keke's pants.
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So WTF Is Happening Between Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian?
She left him?!? And took all his food?!? Even his open bag of chips?!?
Gather round sheeple, because there is some major DRAMA going down right now in the Calabasas Kingdom.
Strap in, because this is going to be a long and bumpy ride.
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