Every person in this post, all of whom are more famous than you'll ever be, are younger than the Nintendo Gameboy, Back to the Future II , and the McDLT. What the hell are you even doing with your life?
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Starring Jenna Von Oy, who played Blossom's best friend Six on Blossom !
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It was a German sausage commercial from 1998 and Jimmy Kimmel dug it up for him so he could relive the glorious moment.
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OH GOD, WHAT EVEN ARE THEY?!
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Jon Hamm isn't cool with the whole internet gabbing about his dong — even though he refuses to put on underpants so that the endless supply of him walking around with his man-bits all jingle-jangly would come to an end — or so he tells Rolling Stone:
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"They're called 'privates' for a reason. I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."
Shhh! No one tell him about the website BuzzFeed.com.
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NBC has reportedly reached out to Anderson Cooper to replace Matt Lauer on the Today Show, according to Brian Stelter New York Times. TMZ adds that Lauer is totally "down with" it.
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Speaking of the Today Show, this morning Jenna Wolfe announced that she's having a baby with her partner, Stephanie Gosk. Congrats!
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Yup, JGL's HitRECord is coming to TV and he wants you to be a part of it.
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Have you ever seen a COOLER DOG?! I'm buggin over this cool dog right now.
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And we very much want that to happen.
In an interview with The Sun, Channing Tatum got cheeky when talking about George Clooney. Here's what he had to say.
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From meatball to emo ball of hopeless despair. It looks pretty good on her?
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MTV released a new trailer for Ke$ha's upcoming reality show, My Crazy Beautiful Life and it really seems like the show's emphasis is on the “crazy” part.
Is this what she'll be remembered for??
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The Skarsgårds are like the Brady Bunch of Hollywood. Let's meet them all!
Age: 61
Occupation: Actor/father to the Skarsgard children
Notable roles: Bootstrap Bill in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, and Bill in Mamma Mia!.
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Rob Kardashian is accused of robbing a paparazzo that took shirtless photos of him. There's also a story about him today that suggests he's lost in a sea of booze and hookers. Yikes, not a good look!
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Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's baby came into the world today and is named Lincoln ...because ...Oscar season??
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So, Justin Bieber probably spit in his neighbor's face AND threatened to kill him, but he and Selena Gomez totally hung out last night so it's all good, I guess?
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The day has finally come: Barbara Walters is rumored to be announcing her retirement shortly. She'll stay with the view through May 2014.
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How about “Joe” or “Sally”?
