SMIZE TIL YOU DIE.
To start: Always be sure your audience is so bewildered by your personality, they'll never anticipate your next move...
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First off, the SMIZE is the most important weapon in your arsenal. NEVER FORGET: Smile with your ~eyes~
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If the smize isn't enough, freely employ "the smooch." Sitting in front of well-arranged fruit accentuates this look.
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