British Singer Eliza Doolittle Tops The Morning Links

Mr. Higgins would not approve of whatever is going on here. Plus more Tom and Katie news because we will never reach over-saturation and Russell Brand may have a drug problem.

LONDON, ENGLAND - JUNE 27: Eliza Doolittle attends Britain Creates 2012: Fashion & Art Collusion at Old Selfridges Hotel on June 27, 2012 in London, England.

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To the surprise of no one that knows anything about scientology, Katie Holmes is now being followed by members of the church as they keep tabs on her movements. - [TMZ]

Also, check out the last photo of Tom and Katie together. The disgust with her "marriage" is written all over her face. - [USMagazine]

The camera can't catch everything in movies and sometimes the most interesting stuff is going on out of frame. - [Cracked]

PETA accuses the Olsen twins of being the Trollsen twins over their patchwork hide backpack. - [Fox]

June was a crazy month for sports and I don't just mean the real life Hot Wheels double loop. - [BleacherReport]

Happy 40th....26th!...birthday Lindsay Lohan. - [HuffingtonPost]

Did Russell Brand just have a photog catch him in the middle of a drug deal? It kind of looks that way. - [TheSuperficial]

Look movie critics, you can only say Spider-Man is an unnecessary but awesome reboot so many times before it becomes obvious is was necessary. - [Time]

Chris Brown is thinking about retiring. If you are one of his 10 remaining fans, my condolences. - [OhNoTheyDidn't]

Headline Story: So do we assume that by taking the stage name Eliza Doolittle, this British singer is secretly wishing for a sing-a-long make-over? Because she might be getting one whether she wants it or not. - [GoFugYourself]