So THAT'S what he's been up to since we saw him last: getting really random tattoos.
Remember Ryan Cabrera?
He famously dated Ashlee Simpson before Pete Wentz. Here they are in 2004.
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Here's what Ryan looks like today:
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Wait a minute...
Yup, that is definitely Ryan Gosling's face. So what's the deal? He told Lance Bass on SiriusXM's "Dirty Pop" that he basically got pranked by a friend:
"Me and my buddy we go in [the tattoo parlor] and he chooses one thing off the wall for me, then I choose one thing for him. You can't see it until after it's done and then we unveil them at the same time."
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