Hey you two + Tom's mustache, it's nice to see you together!
Tom: Hey Meg! Remember You've Got Mail? That was a fun movie, but sadly nowadays it's barely relavant. Not because the film isn't a masterpiece, but because people relate to tweets these days. We should remake the film and call it You've Got Tweets. Yes, this is one of my best ideas to date.
Meg: I'm sorry I didn't hear you.
Tom: I said, we should remake You've Got Mail into You've Got Tweets.
Meg: I CAN'T HEAR YOU. CAN'T YOU SEE MY HANDS IS BY MY EAR. IT'S VERY LOUD IN HERE.
Tom: I SAID, You've Got Tweets
Meg: YOU'VE GOT BEETS?
TOM: TWEETS.
MEG: NO THANK YOU, I'M NOT HUNGRY!
And, scene.
Image by Bruce Glikas/FilmMagic
Image by Bruce Glikas/FilmMagic