Because she's in a relationship with a real, live, human GIANT, of course.
This is a lovely picture of Hayden and her boyfriend Wladimir. But wait. No, it isn't. WHERE IS SHE?
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Oh there she is. ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE.
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Real talk — I'm worried about her.
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I mean, seeing someone in the company of a giant is very worrisome!!!
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