The definitive countdown of all of the most crushworthy Saturday Night Sweeties.
This highly scientific list was determined using a complex algorithm involving: foxy looks, charming personalities, and determining how good these funny men and women would be at making out.
Thanks for all the good times, SNL cast cuties.
Chris Parnell (1998–2001, 2002–2006)
Parnell holds the dubious honor of being the only SNL cast member to be fired by Lorne Michaels twice – he was "laid off" in 2001 due to budget cuts but re-hired halfway through the following season, and then he was again let go due to budget cuts in 2006. And yet! That same quality that got Chris fired twice is exactly what would make him an awesome A+ boyfriend for some loud-ass girl who wants to be the center of attention. Who wants a dude whose going to steal the spotlight all the time? No one, that's who. Chris is your ideal match if you're seeking a guy who will love you a lot, make you laugh, and never expect much of anything in return. Sold.
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Molly Shannon (1995-2001)
Molls was never really a sex kitten per se, but when she put on her Mary Katherine Gallagher persona everything changed. That schoolgirl uniform? Those white cotton underwears? Those knee socks? The thick-framed glasses?! It's a classic recipe for nerdy jailbait. All jokes aside, how many gals have done the MKG look for Halloween so they can secretly wear a sexy costume without getting shit for it? Lots, that's how many.
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