Bow before him.
Before we get started, please gaze upon this majestic photo:
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Phew, that felt good. Now let's get going:
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Because he was able to beat out this cat for the role of Ron Swanson:
I mean, look at that cat. That's a manly cat.
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And this swan, too:
What a manly swan.
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