The Parks and Recreation actor and demigod turns 43 on Wednesday. Here is a guide to getting the dour Ron Swanson to party hard for his real-life counterpart.
Beware: Your well wishes will be rejected at first.
Remember, this is a man who likes his alone time.
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You have to expect and accept the verbal abuse, OK?
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Hey, at least he's honest.
