Let me drink you.
Like a good bottle of wine, Ryan came into the world raw and unready. With not a clue, he wore strange jean jackets. You would still drink him, but it just wouldn't be right.
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He dyed his hair black. I'm sure it tasted funny.
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He was totally tasty. Just not delicious... yet.
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Look at his floppy velvet suit! And his gelled black hair! It's cute. I'm thirsting. But not totally parched.
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