If you want to make out with Corrections Officer Mendez from Orange Is The New Black , it’s OK.
This is "Pornstache" Mendez AKA Pablo Schreiber.
Via: Orange Is The New Black
You might recognize him as Nick Sobotka from The Wire...
...or as Demetri from Weeds...
...or as Liev Schreiber's HALF BROTHER!!.
HE COMES FROM A VERY GOOD LINE OF BLOOD.
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