This important competition, which also includes the wonderfully ribboned Reggie Watts and the unfortunately vested Tim & Eric, needs your input.
There are three unassailably awesome things in this world: Comedy, ugly sweaters, and monkeys.
This video has all three.
Sarah Silverman, Michael Cera, Reggie Watts, and genius duo Tim & Eric don their ugliest* Christmas sweaters in this new JASH video, not just for the visual pleasure of their audiences, but also for a good cause.
Check out the video, and, if you feel so moved, text the name of your favorite ugly sweater-wearer to 40202, which will donate $10 — charged to your phone bill — to Stand Up 2 Cancer.
*Michael Cera didn't really understand the concept of "ugly sweaters," but we'll let it slide.