True investigative reporting.
This picture of Kellan Lutz has been going around lately. As you can see, his bulge is, well, fairly incredible. It's quite possibly up there with the Hammaconda. Yes, THE Hammaconda.
Via antitwink.com
This is the original untouched Kellan Lutz photo.
Perkins, Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com
WOMP WOMP. LIFE SUCKS. BUT, fear not sad bulge gawkers, it's really not that bad.
Perkins, Shirley, PacificCoastNews.com