This guy has a long history with breaking the law.
Crime of pooping your pants in public:
Defecation in your pants isn't cool!!!
Fameflynet Pictures
Crime against hats:
Secondary crime: wearing a dangerous weapon.
Fameflynet Pictures
Crime against hats second offense:
And another secondary crime by wearing sunglasses inside.
Fameflynet Pictures
Crime against pants:
The jester must be punished.