Because Sir Mix-A-Lot actually materializes whenever butts are referenced anywhere in the world. He can’t help it.
The following are all appropriate questions to ask after viewing this image:
1. Why is Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
2. Why does Harry Styles pull his pants down past his knees when peeing into a bush?
3. Why is Harry Styles' butt only 50% of the width of his entire backside?
4. How is Harry Styles able to keep pants on with a butt that basically doesn't physically exist?
5. What was Harry Styles doing before peeing into a bush with his pants down?
6. Who is taking this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?
7. Whose bushes is Harry Styles peeing into with his pants down?
8. Why am I looking at this picture of Harry Styles peeing into a bush with his pants down?