HINT: They’re even more beautiful when you mash their faces together.
Harry and Liam:
He'd be cute after a nice haircut and shave and probably, like, five to seven scalding hot showers and a few robust applications of prescription deodorant.
Zayn and Liam:
He's pretty if you ignore the fact that he probably arrived to Earth 3,000 years ago and has been slowly growing the size of his forehead since then.
Niall and Louis:
This monster looks like someone who'd fancy watching you while you sleep, but not in the gentle, charming way you'd expect. Like, creepy, heavy breathing from the corner of your bedroom or maybe from inside your half-open closet.