Jen and Brad never had that baby.
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen welcomed their first daughter.
Spoiler alert: They got divorced.
Janet Jackson showed the world her boob.
Spoiler alert: Nothing was this exciting until Beyoncé took the stage last year.
Nick and Jessica weren't over...
...because Jessica was keeping Nick happy.
Spoiler alert: Guess not actually? They split 5 months later.