Like literally. He said all of these.
1. On abortion: "I really don't believe in abortion. It's like killing a baby."
2. On things they have in Canada but not in America: "Basically, in Canada, we like to have spaghetti and milk. I don't know if you guys do that."
3. On Twitter: "When you follow me on Twitter, you are literally following my life. I think that's really cool."
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4. On the day he was born: "The day I was born, March 1, 1994, Celine Dion was solid at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 with "The Power of Love." Not a bad song to start your life on."
5. On pizza: "Singers aren't supposed to have dairy before a show, but we all know I'm a rule breaker."
6. On French: "Now I'm really glad that I speak French, because, let's face it, girls dig it when a guy speaks French. They call it the language of love, and that ain't no coincidence. Plus, I love my French fans! Très jolie!"
7. On his swagger coach: "I have a swagger coach that helps me and teaches me different swaggerific things to do."
8. On his first date: "My first date has been sort of mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to King's a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti. No, this was not the brightest idea. But it wasn't a big trauma, though."
9. On his fans: "My fans are like my glasses, yeah, without them I'd be blurry."
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