Instead of giving her away at her secret wedding, he should have stopped the ceremony and said, “I'm the man for you.” Because that would have been amazing.
Kate Winslet just got married to this guy, Ned Rocknroll. What kind of last name is Rocknroll anyway!?!
SMH.
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She should be married to Leo. DiCaprio is a way better last name than Rocknroll.
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Plus, these two are made for each other, they just don't know it yet.
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But we realized it 15 years ago when they were Jack and Rose...
