I’m really happy to see that people still value practicality over everything.
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When you’re on the red carpet for One Direction’s This Is Us premiere and Harry Styles looks into your face, nothing is ever the same again.
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He even pinned the guy against a car!
Today, Alec Baldwin got into a fight with this photographer and here the photos taken by another photographer who was spared.
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Jon Lajoie — aka Taco from The League — puts the moral crusaders in their place.
Jon Lajoie, a comedian and actor, has a quick rap for those upset with Miley's moves. Here's the chorus:
"We want topless women in our music videos
We want pop stars acting like they're in a porno
You know we want it and we gettin' what we ask for
But when Miley does it we say Oh my God No!!"'
That's just the tip of the iceberg, of course. Here's the first verse:
Why's she acting like a ho, this is so wrong, we all object
Where did she get the idea to act like a sexual object?
I suspect she is on drugs, I think she's losing her mind
Did you see her shaking her ass on TV, singing 'Blurred Lines'
Which is such a wholesome song, I can't believe she ruined it
Her slutty moves made Robin Thicke look misogynistic
What a bitch, she makes me sick, doesn't she have ethics?
How dare she try to use sex to sell pop music!
Okay, one more verse, to drive the point home.
"The line's no longer blurred you crossed it and upset the nation
Don't get us wrong, we're super cool with objectification
But it's hard to watch you play that part, we've know you for too long
So please go back to singing the Hannah Montana theme song
And we'll go back to watching others do exactly what you did
And we won't be offended cause we can not picture them as kids
And we'll be cool with videos with women prancing around naked
And it won't be sexist as long as the song's a number one hit "
Infinite sass.
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That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Best news all day: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have been approached to host the Golden Globes again! From Deadline:
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Twenty million viewers can't be wrong. Following the warm critical reception and big ratings for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's first hosting turn at the Golden Globes earlier this year, the comedy stars have been approached for a second go as emcees of the awards show. Unlike Ricky Gervais' original deal, which had an option for a second turn as Globes host, I hear Fey and Poehler originally agreed to host this year's ceremony as a one-time thing with no obligation to come back. But, given their success, it's no surprise that NBC and Golden Globes producer Dick Clark Prods are asking them to return.
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More fallout from the most-talked about VMA performance of the year:
• Paula Patton is not mad at Miley Cyrus for twerking on her husband Robin Thicke.
• Miley's mom Tish said this of the performance: "I’m so proud of her, and just honestly, I’m in awe of who she’s become as a performer."
• Miley's dad Billy Ray said this: "She’s still my little girl and I’m still her dad regardless how this circus we call show business plays out."
• The Teddy Bear Fund has called out Miley, saying she "made a poor choice to use a universally loved children's teddy bear in an offensive way."
Alec Baldwin got up close and personal with another paparazzo.
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Let us pray to the old gods and the new that this may come to pass.
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Melisandre better watch out.
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Jon Snow would want to break his vows all over again.
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Khal Drogo would die all over again.
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Whisper your secrets to me, tousled locks. Tell me of your ways.
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Using the world’s most advanced technology, we’re able to see EXACTLY what could’ve happened if these celebrities had taken different paths in life.
Ten out of ten doctors agree this is guaranteed to make your day a little bit better.
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The master thespian shows you how to do a single take, a double take, a triple take, and the mother of all takes: the QUADRUPLE TAKE. Take note, amateurs.
In celebration of Stamos’ 21st 50th birthday, some of the gang got together and probably just talked all night about how he doesn’t age.
This quiz is more difficult than you’d think. GOOD LUCK.
His name is Finn and he is the No. 1 coolest dog in Hollywood.
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As the wife-to-be celebrated the final fling before the ring, she stayed true to herself and got crunk in the club.
That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Farrah Abraham apparently has an Amazon.com wish list in which she is asking her fans to buy things for her. From Us Weekly:
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Abraham's purchases range from $9 pants for her tiny tot, to a $1,489 bookcase. Some of her personal items include a $100 toaster, a $1089 pair of glitter pumps, a $700 coffee table, a $900 Sherri Hill dress and a dining table worth $1,299. Gifts for Sophia include a $25 singing Disney Ariel bath toy and a $35 cardboard pirate ship -- with the biggest purchase at $38 for a peacoat. Altogether, the mom asks for over 30 gifts worth about $11,000!
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People Magazine believes that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have separated.
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Kris Jenner's talk show has reportedly been canceled, however she remains optimistic on twitter.
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Oh yes. Shitty Watercolour is a UK-based artist who has become famous for his paintings of sloths which he then gives away — like one of Nick Offerman at the end of this post!
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And he apparently would have done the same thing she did, foam finger and all.
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He claims to have never heard the word before but I’m not sure I’m convinced.
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