Puppies or kittens?
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Steak.
I've always — not always, since I was 21 — Jack Daniel's.
Puppies or kittens?
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Steak.
I've always — not always, since I was 21 — Jack Daniel's.
LADIES, GRAB YOUR DOLLAR$.
Welp.
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Lil Yachty and Kylie's friends, Justine Skye and Jordyn Woods, are also featured on the track.
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What about the children, indeed.
IT US.
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1. He likes ninjas, enough that he made his dancers dress up and ninja dance while he was singing from inside a cage. Yes, this actually happened.
2. He is actually a very good singer and has the voice of a baby angel.
3. He's an even better dancer, and can expertly execute moves while looking perfectly miserable.
4. He cannot do those two things at the same time.
5. Which is totally fair. Have you tried? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
6. He likes extremely literal metaphors, like walking on a treadmill while saying the word "treadmill."
7. He's dead behind the eyes. Like a fast moving and murderous shark.
8. He designed a portion of his show around what appears to be the couch from Central Perk.
9. He's supposed to sing three acoustic songs on said couch, but he may forget one or two of them.
10. One of the songs he might forget is his number one hit song "Love Yourself."
11. That might require his show handlers to remind him that he forgot to sing it and bring him and the couch back on stage. This happened at the show we were at, and crew members were forced to retrieve the couch and the guitar for Bieber so that he could complete his acoustic set.
12. His fans do not fucking care.
13. He really loves moving up and down on hydraulic risers. It seems to be a loose Jesus/second coming metaphor.
14. He's really good at playing the drums, and took a ten minute break mid-set to perform a drum solo.
15. There's a 75 - 90 percent chance he forces all of his lovers to listen to a 20 minute drum solo post-coitus.
16. There's also a 75 percent chance that Justin Bieber learned how to play acoustic guitar from watching his dad, "human chain wallet" Jeremy Bieber play at the local Battle of the Bands.
17. This might be why Selena Gomez broke up with him. We're just speculating, of course.
MY BODY IS READY.
QUIET — the queens are talking!
The last girl group who were in the top 10 were The Pussycat Dolls with "When I Grow Up."
"By design, it shouldn't work," says Epic Records chairman/CEO Antonio "L.A." Reid, 59. As an X Factor judge, he and show creator Simon Cowell assembled 5H by scattering photo cards of contestants on a table and eyeballing different arrangements. "They found out in front of a live audience they were going to be an actual band, and now they're challenged to be creative, be competitive and keep a sense of humor? I'm surprised they haven't cracked up! They should be nuts by now. I would be."
“I have great thighs, so I would rather wear tights.”
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Brb, time traveling back to the 1980s so I can buy that purple power suit.
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RIP all of us.
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MY HEART.
Bye!
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Moms be like.
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Bless you, sir.
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“Will they? Won’t they? Hmmm.”
Awwwww, Colin and Finn!
What Yalies.
*Swats nose with newspaper* No.
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Dress goals.
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“You would never deny a diabetic his insulin.”
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She recognizes that "it's not very healthy" to let her feelings get hurt when she's not liked, but the fear of rejection is something that affects her very genuinely.
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And she gets really honest by admitting that she didn't fully recognize she was doing that until she was in her 30's.
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Someone please check on Kris Jenner.
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FYI, it took me THREE attempts to draw this diagram.
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“Idk if I just ate a clump of pesto or one of my kids boogers. Interesting.”
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1. What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Snooze the alarm and cuddle with my dog, Luna!
2. When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Vodka club soda with a lime if I don't want to feel as guilty the next morning.
3. What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"Jokes." (I have a British friend who says "jokes" or "jokes, mate" all the time and it just started to stick with me!)
4. What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
"How much do dogs understand TV?" (No joke...Luna's ears perk up and she stares directly at the TV whenever I'm talking to her in an episode of Monica the Medium.)
5. Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Tyler :) He's the guy I've been seeing. You'll meet him on Season 2 of Monica the Medium!
6. What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
Phone: My 5-month-old niece.
Computer: My dog Luna!
7. What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
Probably when I gave a reading to my new gynecologist. I handled it by getting another new gynecologist.
8. What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Grey's Anatomy.
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9. What's the first CD you bought?
Britney Spears or Hilary Duff.
10. And what music are you currently listening to?
Country music! And also lately I've been loving Shawn Mendes' album Handwritten.
11. What is the one food you cannot resist?
Avocado. :)
12. What movie makes you laugh the most?
Bridesmaids.
13. What toppings do you like on your pizza?
Green peppers, banana peppers, onions, and black olives.
14. What drives you absolutely crazy?
Flaky/unreliable people and long wait times for things, like when you're calling customer service for something and they put you on hold for ages.
15. What was your first online screen name?
Some variation of my name with numbers.
16. What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?
http://www.monicathemedium.com/#!la-event-1/nv6j2
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17. What’s your favorite curse word?
F*ck, sh*t, bitch tits!
18. What's your favorite emoji?
I can't choose just one, but some of my faves are the smiley face with rosy cheeks, the monkey who covers its eyes, and the angel emoji.
19. Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies!!
20. New York or Los Angeles?
L.A.
21. Twitter or Instagram?
Instagram.
22. Bacon or Nutella?
Nutella.
23. Britney or Christina?
Britney.
24. Coffee or tea?
Both! My go-to Starbucks order is a dirty chai. I get an iced chai latte made with 2 pumps of chai, coconut milk, and 1-2 shots of espresso.
25. NSYNC or BSB?
Both.
26. 2 a.m. or 2 p.m.?
A.M.
27. Beyoncé or Rihanna?
I saw Rihanna at a free show near my house when I was like 12, and I've been a fan ever since!
28. Netflix and chill or just Netflix?
Netflix and chill...with my dog lol. Maybe we change this to Netflix…with my dog, so that it doesn’t sound unintentionally dirty?
29. Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Lizzie McGuire.
30. And finally: Tell us a secret.
I talk to dead people. Oh wait, that's no secret! ;)
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It happens to the best of us.
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Took my chances on a big jet plane. Never let 'em tell you that they're aaall the same. For instance. That one is flying dangerously close to this one and now I got the nervous poops. Great. Gonna go to the toilet and everyone's gonna know. So I'll end up trying to rush it so people think maybe it was only number one because of how fast I go. But deep down they'll know. They always know.