This sh*t is bananas.
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Is Jaden Smith Trying To Emancipate Himself From His Famous Parents?
That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
There's a story going around today about Jaden Smith, 14, wanting to emancipate himself from his parents Will and Jada so that he can live on his own:
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Will explains that Jaden, who will be celebrating his 15th birthday in July and is close pals with 19-year-old Justin Bieber, asked for a very unique gift.
"He says, 'Dad, I want to be emancipated.' I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place, like 'Ooh,'" Will explained.
"That's the backlash. On the other side, if kids just want to have command of their lives, I understand."
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Angelina Jolie revealed that she'll undergo a double mastectomy to prevent breast cancer. Brad Pitt called it heroic.
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Zoe Saldana told Allure that she's totally open to ending up with a lady:
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Why Everyone Should Know Judy Greer's Name
Everyone knows Judy Greer as “That girl from the movie/tv show,” and she knows it. But she has a name and she’s awesome.
This is Judy Greer:
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Steve Martin Was A Mega Heartthrob Back In The Day
Who’s Brad Pitt? LOL.
Take a moment to observe this man.
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This fine human speciman.
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With his lovely long locks of hair
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And a cat in hat on his lap.
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Ben Affleck's Promos For The "SNL" Season Finale
He’s alongside Bill Hader, so you might as well watch this and get as much Hader Time™ in as possible before he leaves the show.
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Jaden Smith Is Not Getting Emancipated From His Parents
Said Will Smith on Ellen today: “My baby boy, he’s never leaving me, ever!”
From Ellen:
Ellen: So where'd [the rumor] come from?
Will Smith: I think I made a joke in Tokyo. I mean, my baby boy he's never leaving ever! No emancipation for the Smith kids.
Oh, a joke! In Tokyo! Here's the thing: it didn't really sound like a joke? Here's the quote from The Sun:
"He says, 'Dad, I want to be emancipated.' I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place, like 'Ooh,' That's the backlash. On the other side, if kids just want to have command of their lives, I understand."
Does this sound like a joke to you? Either way, now we know: Jaden Smith's father isn't going to leave home and live with Justin Bieber anytime soon.
Sorry, guys.
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Matt Smith Has A Crush On Ryan Gosling, Too
that story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Oh, to be on the set of How To Catch A Monster: Matt Smith admitted to Total Film about his experience working with Ryan Gosling as a director, totally has a crush on him, just like the rest of us:
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"I have admired his abdominals in Crazy Stupid Love. Yes, he's a very handsome man, that's for sure. He's cool. He's bright, you know. He's got a really clear, really brilliant vision for his film. And I'm a huge fan of his work as an actor. I think he makes brilliant choices."
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A crazed fan was arrested outside of Taylor Swift's Rhode Island mansion after swimming two miles up the coast.
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Kelly Rowland got really real about seeing Beyonce's success after Destiny's Child in a new song called "Dirty Laundry." She also sings about being abused at the same time, how awful:
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What It's Like Being Kanye West
For all you Kanye Wests out there, I feel you.
So you're Kanye West.
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You only wear the biggest names in fashion.
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And you love small dogs.
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Don't look so ashamed! You've got nothing to be embarrassed about.
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Is P. Diddy Is Going To Be On "Downton Abbey"?
Yes, you heard right, plus nine other tweets that you missed today.
UPDATE: PBS has denied Diddy's claim.
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Angelina Jolie's Doctor Reveals Details Of Surgery
Dr. Kristi Funk treated Jolie at the Pink Lotus Breast Center in Beverly Hills. She writes a very detailed description of her care on the center’s website, including that Brad Pitt, “was on hand to greet her as soon as she came around from the anesthetic, as he was during each of the operations.”
The questions any patient needs to address at this stage include: (1) whether or not to preserve the nipples, (2) if so, whether or not to perform a "nipple delay" procedure, (3) where to place the incision, (4) whether or not to test sentinel nodes, (5) what kind of reconstruction will be done, (6) what supplements might enhance healing and recovery, and finally (7) where should we operate.
NIPPLE DELAY: The delay, performed 1-2 weeks prior to the actual mastectomies, uses the planned mastectomy incision and lifts half of the skin off of the breast surface. A small disc of the tissue directly behind the nipple and areola is also removed and analyzed by a pathologist. This is done to rule out the presence of any disease directly behind the nipples, which would make preserving them a dangerous proposition. Additionally, it recruits extra blood flow to the area, lessening the chances of nipple and skin loss due to insufficient blood supply after the mastectomy. Since starting this technique in 2008, my loss of skin and nipple after mastectomy has decreased to less than 2%. In Angelina's case, she judged it worth taking this extra step of caution.
INCISION: Incision locations must take into consideration a cancer location (if cancer is present), any prior incisions, breast size reduction (if desired), and the technical skill of the surgeon (smaller incisions make for a harder and longer operation). For Angelina, her optimal incision choices were around the areola, or underneath the breast in the inframammary fold – the latter was chosen.
RECONSTRUCTION: Reconstruction options vary depending on a number of factors. The two broad categories of reconstruction include implants and flaps. Implants are the most common reconstruction, often requiring two stages, whereby a tissue expander is placed prior to the final implant. A tissue expander is a deflated implant that goes behind the pectoral muscles and gets slowly inflated with saline over a period of 2-3 months, until the chosen volume is reached. A second operation is performed to swap the expander for the final implant (usually silicone). A different implant option can be a "one-step" operation, where the final implant is placed at the time of mastectomy, skipping the expander phase.
Two improvements which I believe can enhance the final outcome for those patients choosing implants include: (1) the newly FDA-approved anatomic implants, which are teardrop shaped, and (2) allograft, or synthetic sheets of material, that create a more natural look.
Autologous flaps use your own skin, fat and sometimes muscle from the abdomen, back (latissimus), thigh (gracilis), or buttock to create a potentially more natural breast reconstruction than implants can achieve. Flaps, however, create scars at the donor site, potential weakness in the donor area, and involve a longer operation than implants, with longer recovery periods and associated hospital stays.
Angelina's body type was best suited to an implant reconstruction with allograft. Although tissue expanders required an additional operation, she preferred to use them. Expanders maximize blood flow to the breast skin and nipple (because they are not fully expanded right after placement, they do not compress the tiny blood vessels in the skin), and they allow us to optimize the final implant size, location and appearance.
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Holy Moly, Chris Evans' Arms
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Diddy Really Did "Downton Abbey," For A Funny Or Die Spoof
Turns out his confusing Twitter proclamations weren’t totally insane . Welcome to Downtown Abbey.
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Yesterday, Diddy confused both sides of the Atlantic when he announced on Twitter that he would be joining the cast of Downton Abbey. He even tweeted a photo of himself in proper shirtsleeves.
PBS denied it. Brits spit out their tea. Tom Haverford didn't sleep a wink.
Now, it's all clear: Diddy did star in Downton Abbey... for a Funny or Die spoof. Careful digital editing is a wonder.
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Julie Bowen's Impression Of Sofia Vergara Is Kind Of Perfect
But also kind of offensive? I don’t know, you decide.
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Nick Offerman Sang Megan Mullally An Original Birthday Song On Leno
Written by Offerman himself, The Rainbow Song was dedicated to his wife. And also Nick’s hair is really long.
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What The Hell Is Going On With Julianne Moore's Feet?
Dear lord.
Here's Julianne Moore on the Cannes red carpet.
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Stunning, right?
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But wait... something isn't right.
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Her toes are trying to escape!
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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Jason Mewes
Jason Mewes — perhaps better known the first half of the dynamic duo Jay and Silent Bob — is back in Jay & Silent Bob’s Super Groovy Cartoon Movie . We caught up with the actor and discovered a disturbingly hilarious secret about him along the way!
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