OK, so Taylor Swift just seems really, really, REALLY nice.
Remember when Taylor Swift flew to Ohio to surprise a fan at her bridal shower this past weekend? Well, here's Taylor's side of it all, in a lovely video diary of the event.
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Here Is Taylor Swift's Video Diary Of Her Surprising A Fan At Her Bridal Shower
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Jessica Simpson's Daughter Defies Gravity On The Beach
If Eric Johnson is 6’3, then Maxwell is AT LEAST 32 ft. off the ground. AT LEAST.
J. Simpson's fiancé has SURELY set a new record with this one.
I'm impressed / terrified.
THIS IS SO HIGH.
If you zoom in super close, you can see just how much space is between them.
It's a lot of space. It's a whole 'lotta space, you guys.
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Zac Efron Enchants The "Workaholics" Guys With His Beautiful Penis
An all around great video.
It starts of with some Zancing (Zac dancing).
THEN HE CONFIRMS HE'S JEWISH.
(This is great news for my Grandma).
But Seth Rogen wants proof.
And so do the guys:
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Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Make A Pit Stop At The World's Largest Peanut
Sure, what the hell!
If you'd like to follow suit, drive on down to Ashburn, Georgia!
From there, directions will tell you to “take the left between Zagby and Pizza Hut, past a few factories, and watch for small service road on left.”
What is this Zagby you speak of!?
Kutcher78 / instagram.com
Wonder if they were impressed by the nut's large stature?
Kutcher78 / instagram.com
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27 Joys Of Having A Sister, As Told By Beyoncé And Solange
Hey sis, I love you like X-O.
Nothing compares to spending time with your sister.
Via iam.beyonce.com
You know each other like no one else does.
Beyoncé / Via instagram.com
Because you've literally known each other your whole lives.
HBO / Via beyoncexknowles.tumblr.com
You look to each other when you need important life advice.
Junko Kimura / Getty Images
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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): John C. Reilly
Jamie McCarthy / Getty Images
What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
On my phone is a photo of my children. On my computer is "Nighthawks at the Diner" by Edward Hopper.
Double whiskey on the rocks. Tullamore Dew is my current favorite.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"Amazing." But that seems to be a common modern affliction.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
A map of Ireland.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Tim Heidecker.
I was pulled over for having tinted windows. I opened the window and smiled. Luckily it handled itself after that.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
About a week ago. High school production of Once Upon a Mattress. It was great! I do love non-professional theater and baseball.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Bill Moyers [Journal].
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Lakers basketball. :(
3 Feet High & Rising, De La Soul. (I think. That was a LONG time ago.)
What one food is hard for you to resist?
BAYCOMM. (Bacon.)
What music are you currently listening to?
The Carter Family (as usual).
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Impossible to pick one but since you asked: Defending Your Life.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Hunger.
This is so random. I mean, what a great question! Puppies!
New York or Los Angeles?
Chicago.
Comedy or drama?
Tragic humor.
Bacon or Nutella?
See above.
'80s or '90s?'
90s (god willing).
Who?
And finally: Tell us a secret.
It's all in your mind. (tm.org)
Disney's BEARS hits theaters this Friday, April 18th with a portion of this week's proceeds going to the National Parks Foundation. As Steve Brule would say, "check it out!"
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Here's How To Do A Sexy Dance According To Aaron Paul
He teaches us the way in his upcoming film Decoding Annie Parker.
Start off by swiveling your hips from side-to-side slowly while trying on a silk scarf.
If you don't like the silk scarf, try on something else.
Next, kick your leg out in a sassy way. Repeat multiple times until you come up with a new dance move.
Also helps to wear Hannah Horvath's see-through shirt during this stage of the process.
Make a figure 8 with your pelvic region and simultaneously rub your stomach/right boob and then feel how soft your locks are.
Remind yourself that you need to buy more conditioner.
Bend over and examine the bottom of your pleather pants and then get back up and examine the back of your pleather pants.
"These are really good pants," you probably say to yourself.
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22 Times Stephen Colbert Was The Perfect Man
God Bless America.
When he made perhaps the ballsiest speech in human history.
Remember when Colbert totally roasted Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondent's Dinner? All you need to do is look at the strained smiles and uncomfortable laughs of the audience to see it took cajones the size of Texas.
Via youtube.com
Comedy Central
Comedy Central
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28 Reasons Why You Should Be Sexually Attracted To Mads Mikkelsen's Cheekbones
Who needs a six-pack when you have these?
QUESTION: Is it even possible to be sexually attracted to cheekbones?
Brooke Palmer / NBC
And more importantly: Is it legal?
ANSWER: Fuck yes it is, and it's delightful!
NBC / Via Dino De Laurentiis Company
That sound your hearing is the fluttering of angel wings, because the closer you are to Mads' cheekbones the closer you are to God.
I am not worthy, cheekbones.
JOHN MACDOUGALL/AFP / Getty Images
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How Big Of A One Direction Fan Are You Really?
How much directioner do you have in you?
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Every Important Moment From One Direction's "You And I" Music Video
Serious question, where is that sweater from??
First Niall walks out and it's like DAMN those jeans look good.
And then....
HE TURNS INTO LIAM, and Liam has this beard and it's kind of weird looking but whatever...
...because then he turns into HARRY. AND THIS IS WHEN THINGS GET GOOD.
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Jerry Seinfeld's Inner Monologue Reviews His Instagrams
WHY AM I YELLING?
DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM GOING TO EAT THIS?
WHO DECIDED TO LIGHT ALL OF THESE CANDLES
DID IT FLASH? I DON'T THINK THE CAMERA FLASHED?
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA AND WHY DID I AGREE TO BUY IT
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13 Things That Only Aaron Carter Understands
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Tracy Morgan Plays "Would You Rather"
When Tracy stopped by the BuzzFeed office this week, we asked him to play a little game of “Would You Rather.” He obliged, and these were the results.
Would you rather be 4'4" or 7'7"?
7'7". Because I think girls like tall men. All women like to look up to their men.
Macey J. Foronda / BuzzFeed
Would you rather sleep with no pillow or half of a blanket?
Half of a blanket. Because making love, you don’t have to put all the blankets on you.
Macey J. Foronda / BuzzFeed
Would you rather have hiccups every day for the rest of your life or feel like you are going to sneeze during every moment for the rest of your life?
Sneeze. Hiccups are annoying, and for the rest of my life?
Macey J. Foronda / BuzzFeed
Would you rather have a permanent unibrow or no eyebrows at all?
A permanent unibrow. Because it can be sexy. No eyebrows, you look weird.
Macey J. Foronda / BuzzFeed
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Lindsay Lohan Came Up With Her Own "Real Housewives" Tagline And It's Magical
She’s done with mughsots, and ready for an Oscar.
Andy asked Lindsay to come up with her own Housewives tagline, and she gave us this:
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Lindsay Lohan Confirms: Her Sex List Is Real
That story and more in today’s gossip roundup!
Lindsay Lohan admitted that her "sex list" is, in fact, real on last night's Watch What Happens Live:
Bravo
"You know what? I'm going to get serious for a second. That was actually my fifth step in AA at Betty Ford. Someone, when I was moving during the OWN show, must have taken a photo of it. That's a really personal thing and it's really unfortunate. I talk about this on the last episode of the OWN show. To be continued…"
Via usmagazine.com
Ther'es a new One Direction video in which Harry Styles morphs into Zayn Malik, giving the latter a mullet for one brief, beautiful moment.
Hello, internet. You all made Kim Novak really sad after the Oscars:
Kevin Winter / Getty Images
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8 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
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White House Refuses To Comment On Petition To Deport Justin Bieber
Despite 200,000 signatures the petition resulted in a non-answer.
In January, Justin Bieber was arrested for a DUI and drag racing.
Pool / Reuters
Over 250,000 Americans asked the White House to revoke his green card, sending him back to Canada.
Petitions that surpass 100,000 signatures require an official White House response. So they released the below statement refusing to comment.
See the full statement here.
What? Lame.
Guess it was too good to be true anyway.
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Tila Tequila Is Pregnant
She shared the news on Facebook last night.
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The Most Fab Or Drab Celebrity Outfits Of The Week
You voted – here are the results.
5. Chrissy Teigen At The 2014 MTV Movie Awards
With 890 "FAB" votes.
Michael Buckner / Getty Images / Via buzzfeed.com
4. Leslie Mann At The 2014 MTV Movie Awards
With 963 "FAB" votes.
Michael Buckner / Getty Images / Via buzzfeed.com
3. Ellie Goulding At The 2014 MTV Movie Awards
With 995 "FAB" votes.
Michael Buckner / Getty Images / Via buzzfeed.com
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