Happy Kanye, happy life.
Ice cream.
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How happy?
VERY!
Greeting John Mayer.
How happy?
HAPPY!
Happy Kanye, happy life.
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VERY!
HAPPY!
But what do I wear this with??
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Instagram says it all…right?
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Looks like the actor was feeling a LIL’ BIT frisky outside of Lady G’s New York apartment yesterday.
"I think I'll just, yeah. I'm just gonna squeeze it."
AKM-GSI
AKM-GSI
AKM-GSI
Welcome home Andy, it’s good to see you.
Not sure there are actually any laws against wearing this hat ina car, but there should be.
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The “not Ryan Seacrest” guy.
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He reportedly left the show because he didn't like seeing "kids being brought to tears."
Hey, she wants her husband to seem more romantic. Totally understandable.
The Ellen Show
This one’s a doozy.
But who is, really? (Besides everyone who’s great at paddleboarding.)
"BRUCE, IS THAT YOU?"
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AKA the lob.
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
A picture of mom and dad on their wedding day. Who does my pop look like?
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Vodka on the rocks, double or a martini.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Arguably, and then, I just don’t argue.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
The correct spelling of "argue."
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Bianca Kajlich, with a picture of her beautiful little newborn baby girl.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I met Hal Linden at a poker game last week, and mentioned to him that I had been at his home some 20 years ago. He looked confused, for good reason — because I had mistaken him for the much older (89-year-old) Hal Holbrook, and Linden is only 83. I believe I then handled it perfectly by saying: Well, it was wonderful working with your wife (Dixie Carter) on Designing Women.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Three days ago. The Grand Budapest Hotel.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Game of Thrones.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Game of Thrones.
What's the first CD you bought?
The Cult, Love.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Chocolate and peanut butter ice cream.
What music are you currently listening to?
Pearl Jam, of course.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Borat.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Questions.
Pick one: kittens or puppies?
Dead or alive?
New York or Los Angeles?
The city of lost angels
Comedy or drama?
What is in between?
Bacon or Nutella?
Nutella.
'80s or '90s?
'80s
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Who?
And finally: Tell us a secret.
My first major "fan crush" was Lynn Holly Johnson in Ice Castles. I sent her a signed picture request.
Patrick is currently working on the re-release of his cult-classic dark comedy The Woman Chaser, available on iTunes May 1 and on Netflix June 1.
“Nothing gets me more excited than an over-masturbated whale swimming around in a tiny bathtub. “