Whooaaaaaaaaa, TV= real life.
Exhibit A: Sarah eats books for dinner...
Carrie ALSO eats books for dinner.
Exhibit B: Sarah is confused by internet lingo...
"The selfies"
Carrie is just plain old confused about the internet.
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Proof That Sarah Jessica Parker And Carrie Bradshaw Are Actually The Same Person
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Lil Kim Named Her Baby "Royal Reign"
That story and more in today’s gossip roundup!
Earlier today Lil Kim gave birth to a baby girl named Royal Reign. Just try to top that.
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Tracy Morgan is expected to stay in the hospital for multiple weeks after his accident this weekend. According to TMZ, Tracy is still in critical condition with several broken bones.
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According to TMZ, Justin Bieber was baptized in a New York City bathtub this weekend.
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Speaking of Young Biebs, Rita Ora and Calvin Harris split up officially over the weekend. Some people believe it's because Rita hooked up with Justin Bieber. Eek.
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Nick Offerman And Megan Mullally Hand Out Love Advice
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Penn Badgley Reminds The World He Was Gossip Girl
Xoxo, still can’t believe he was gg.
Penn was performing with his band, Mother, when he felt the need to remind us all of the worst/best twist in TV show history.
(That he was gossip girl).
Then he danced.
Danced like no one was watching, but we were watching and we loved it.
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9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
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16 Celebrities With Dwight Schrute's Hair
Fancy!
Brad Pitt
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Jennifer Lawrence
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Liam Hemsworth
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Tom Cruise
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Jennifer Lopez Officially Has Tighter Pants Than Jimmy Fallon
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Channing Tatum And Jonah Hill Had An X-Rated Bet
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Lena Dunham Did A Lip Sync Performance Of Sia's "Chandelier"
Blonde bob wig and all.
There were some cut outs...
Some interpretive dancing...
Some invisible face painting...
Some intense face making..
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Taylor Swift Made Ed Sheeran A Needlepoint With A Drake Quote On It
Found on Taylor’s Etsy store. Just kidding, there is no Taylor Swift Etsy store, but there should be.
This is Ed Sheeran pointing at a needlepoint made for him by friend Taylor Swift.
It's a Drake quote, "Started from the bottom, now we here."
It also includes a mini Taylor and Ed, talking about their favorite things (Legos, cats and music).
Another quote by Ed. "The struggle is real."
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Kris Jenner's Instagram Account Got Hacked With Hateful Words For Kanye And French Montana
Will we ever know the real culprit?
Early Tuesday morning (EST), Kris Jenner uploaded this photo of the Eiffel Tower:
"Gloomy Rainy day but I'm baaaaaaack!!!" she wrote. "Good Morning Paris!!!!!!!! #blessed"
But while she's in Paris, the reality star/momager seemingly got hacked on Instagram.
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The alleged hacker tried to get people to use the hashtag #ihatekanye.
"So this happened today! Shout out to all of my followers. I don't like Kanye west! I just pretend I do so my daughters can make a profit. I can't stand Kanye and I hate Karim...that's French Montana. He's not even black. If I liked blacks so much I'd date one! Truth be told they are a way to come up. LOL. Shout out to Pam from Martin Tachina Arnold you roasted him. Anywho the first to #ihatekanye will get a follow. Thanks dolls!!!"
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Steve Buscemi Doesn't Find The "Buscemi Eyes" Meme As Funny As Everyone Else Does
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Hugh Jackman Shaves His Head For A New Movie Role
The actor is preparing for his character Blackbeard in Pan , which is set to be released July 17, 2015.
Blackbeard is born. #PAN
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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Reeve Carney
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A photograph I took of some clouds over the Hudson River. Inspires me every time I look at it.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
A Shirley Temple.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
Very.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Jonny Lang.
My buddy Dawan. He FaceTime'd me, but I couldn't pick up unfortunately.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
Oh boy, I've been in a lot of awkward situations... I usually try to handle them with grace!
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Last week, to see Cabaret!
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Penny Dreadful!
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
I can't say I feel all that guilty about anything I consider to be a pleasure, but I do enjoy watching Pawn Stars and the Impractical Jokers!!
Hamburgers.
What's the first CD you bought?
Billy Joel's Greatest Hits.
What music are you currently listening to?
At the moment, a compilation of symphonic orchestral music by John Adams and Gustav Mahler! And James Brown.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Billy Madison!
What drives you absolutely crazy?
NYC cyclists who run through red lights.
I'm allergic to cats, so I guess I'll go with the puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
I love both, but at the moment, NYC!
Comedy or drama?
You can't have one without the other!
Bacon or Nutella?
Bacon.
'80s or '90s?
90's.
Lizzie Montana! ;)
And finally: tell us a secret.
I love sunflowers.
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9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
Here’s what happened today!
Lorde and her giant hat:
Lena's dad's review:
Lady Gaga's thoughts:
Bob Saget's qoute:
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James Franco Wrote A Short Story About His Encounters With Lindsay Lohan
That story and more in today’s gossip roundup.
James Franco wrote a thing for Vice about his encounters with "a Hollywood girl" that we soon discover to be Lindsay Lohan. It goes something like this:
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My phone rang. She let it ring until I answered.
"You're not going to let me sleep, are you?"
"Do you think this is me? Lindsay Lohan. Say it. Say it, like you have ownership. It's not my name anymore."
"Lindsay Lo-han."
"I just want to sleep on your couch. I'm lonely."
"We're not going to have sex. If you want to come in, I'll read you a story."
"A bedtime story?"
"It's called A Perfect Day for Bananafish."
Read the whole thing here.
Via vice.com
Lena Dunham is dancing again.
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Jason Schwartzman and his wife Brady gave birth to a baby girl.
Tony Gentile / Reuters
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Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Are Back Together And All Is Right In The World
Shooting has started on Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s new movie, The Nest . Release the doves!
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Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have begun shooting their new film, The Nest, which is currently due to be released in late 2015. Written by Paula Pell (SNL) and directed by Jason Moore (Pitch Perfect), the story is about two sisters (played by Fey and Poehler) who have to return their family home to clean out their childhood bedroom before their parents sell the house.
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Mila Kunis Gives A PSA On Men Saying "We're Pregnant"
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Jim Carrey And Jeff Daniels Wear Fake Arms While Making Cheeseburgers
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Drake Gets A Terrible Social Media Coach In This Hilarious New Webseries
With the help of media coach Janessa Slater — played by Saturday Night Live actress Vanessa Bayer — Drake will someday have one million Twitter followers.
Unfortunately for Drake (but luckily for us), she is very bad at her job.
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