If Mad Men has taught us anything, it’s that no good comes from day-drinking in the office.
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Christina Hendricks Tries Working In A Modern Office
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Colton Haynes Live-Tweeted A Random Couple's Terrible First Date
Thanks for being on top of this Colton.
Extremely good-looking actor Colton Haynes found himself sitting next to a couple on their first date. So naturally, he decided to share the experience with all.
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Steven Tyler Has Invented A Hot New Hairstyle
Stevening, it’s so hot right now!
Step 1 - Tie your long hair into a knot that rests below your chin:
AKM-GSI
Step 2 - The hair is transformed into a bonnet, and now you have a free bonnet.
AKM-GSI
The new 'do is called Stevening, and it's so simple anyone can do it.
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40 People Who Look So Much Like Celebrities It's Scary
This Reddit thread asked users to post side-by-side photos of themselves and their celeb twins. Some are INSANELY good.
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Barbra Streisand Makes Her Instagram Debut And, Naturally, She's Flawless
Hello, gorgeous!
Don't you have your moments, where you just NEED Barbra Streisand's glamour and glory on your social newsfeed?
Good news: THE WAIT IS OVER.
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Because Babs is ready for her close-up!
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On August 6, 2014 in the late afternoon, Barbra burst onto the Instagram scene and let me tell you she looks FLAWLESS.
Look at that SMIZE.
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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Jesse Metcalfe
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
A photo of me and my girlfriend in front of some Mayan ruins in Tulum, Mexico.
A sugar-free Redbull or soda water with lime.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
F#*k.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
The definition of the word 'subjective' to prove to my friend he was using it incorrectly.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My agent telling me they offered someone else the part.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I ran into some "old friends" that I have no intention of being friends with any more and, in classic LA fashion, agreed to do lunch.
When I saw the revival of 'Skylight' at The Wyndham Theatre in London. Great performances. Love Carey Mulligan.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
Ray Donovan.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Chelsea Lately.
What's the first album you bought?
2 Live Crew, "As Nasty As They Wanna Be." Needless to say my musical tastes have evolved since then.
Cheese burger and fries...with plenty of ketchup.
What music are you currently listening to?
A lot of synthpop like Kavinsky and M83.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Groundhog Day.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
When people put their dog’s poop in my trash cans.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies, but I love all animals.
"When it’s 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles." - Neil Simon
Comedy or drama?
It's the same thing.
Bacon or Nutella?
Bacon dipped in Nutella.
'80s or '90s?
Everybody who knows me knows, I ❤ the 80's!
Wrong demo.
And finally: tell us a secret.
None of the answers I've given in this interview are true.
Season 3 of Dallas returns Monday, August 18th at 9/8c on TNT.
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Everything You Need To Know About The Feud Between Charlize Theron And Tia Mowry
Since you probably don’t know anything about it. But you should.
This is Charlize Theron, you might know her because she's Charlize Theron.
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This is Tia Mowry, a sister of Sister Sister.
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Apparently these two were in the same SoulCycle class a couple of weeks ago.
***This is not an actual picture from the event.***
And according to Tia, some shit went down.
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"SYTYCD" Couple tWitch And Allison Play The Newlywed Game
We are happy to report they are destined to be together forever.
If you don't know So You Think You Can Dance couple tWitch and Allison Holker, just know that they met on the show and they are the cutest dancing married duo of all time.
This is their proposal and it will make you cry real tears.
The recently married couple came to BuzzFeed to play the newlywed game, and their responses prove they're America's favorite humans.
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What is Allison's guilty pleasure?
Allison Holker: I love Harry Potter and I always secretly take out my wand and start casting spells around the house and I just imagine things happening.
Stephen "tWitch" Boss: She has MAD wands.
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What is tWitch's favorite movie?
AH: I got it right and I drew a flag!
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8 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
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Just A Picture Of Jane Fonda With A Ryan Gosling Chair
What is going on here?
Here's a picture of the one and only Jane Fonda filming Grace and Frankie.
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And a chair.
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...with Ryan Gosling's face on the seat of it.
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Why, Jane, why?
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Chris Brown Instagrammed A Photo Of Himself Licking A Girl's Butt, Then Deleted It
All together now: ugh. Obvs NSFW.
In news no one wanted, Chris Brown shared an Instagram of himself licking a female's butt early Friday morning.
The photo was captioned "Eat da booty! #idgt lol."
Via instagram.com
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P. Diddy Photobombs Zac Efron And Kanye West While Kim Kardashian And Paris Hilton Chat Behind Them
Literally, the headline says it all.
Let's break it down. First we have P. Diddy.
Zac Efron is there too.
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Kaley Cuoco Has Taken The Flower Crown Too Far
This is an entire bouquet on her head.
Flowers crowns are cute and can be fun but Kaley Cuoco has taken it TOO FAR.
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It's just not healthy or safe to have so many flowers on your head at once.
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Really, it's just dangerous and definitely a walking/life hazard to pile that many flowers on your head at once.
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#STOPTHEMADNESS.
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Angela Bassett Gives A Master Class In SEXXY
When I look in the mirror I see “a passionate woman who knows what she loves and has been blessed to be able to do it.”
This is Angela Bassett. She is 55. Fifty-five. And she is ~SNATCHED.~
In a feature with Hollywood insider beauty mag Violet Grey, Angela praises her glam squad and gives tips on the usual topics like her fave makeup products and how she preps for high-profile events.
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But let's set the stage: Bassett is a goddess in the pantheon of Hollywood royalty.
Many of us have adored her since her ferocious turns as powerhouse Tina Turner in 1993's What's Love Got to Do With It, and the (literally) fiery Bernadine Harris in 1995's girl-power ensemble classic Waiting to Exhale.
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Others of you met Mrs. Bassett in her Emmy-nominated role as Marie Laveau on American Horror Story: Coven.
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Seven Glorious Photos Of Idris Elba's Bulge
*Faints*
Idris Elba and his glorious bulge were spotted shooting A Hundred Streets in London.
Is this real life???
Is it the angle of the photo or are you just happy to see me?
It is unclear what exactly is happening in Idris Elba's pants.
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Mackenzie Davis Plays "Would You Rather"
The What If star played a round of Would You Rather and it’s amazing how much thought she put into her answers.
This is Mackenzie Davis. You may recognize her from That Awkward Moment or Halt and Catch Fire.
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She is currently playing Adam Driver's love interest in the new rom-com What If, and her character is kind of amazingly weird.
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Which is why we challenged her to a round of Would You Rather! Here are her responses to a string of really odd questions:
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Would you rather be 4'5" or 7'7"?
Mackenzie Davis: 4'5"
Why?
MD: Because I'm already really tall and I don't need to know what that's like to be taller. I'm more curious to be like, What would a different perspective of the world be?
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The Most Fab And Drab Celebrity Outfits Of The Week
You voted — here are the results!
5. Brandy Norwood Out In Los Angeles
With 670 "FAB" votes.
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4. Abby Elliott At The LA Premiere Of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
With 817 "FAB" votes.
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3. Kendall Jenner At LAX
With 841 "FAB" votes.
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17 Celebrity Instagrams You Need To See This Week
Miley’s tongue returned, Oprah ate crabs, and more!
Miley Cyrus was tongues out with Lily Allen.
Beyoncé got her wheels up.
Joe Jonas was squeezed between Masterson bread.
Reese Witherspoon met with the inspirational Malala Yousafzia.
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You Were Actually Just Looking At A Wire In Idris Elba's Pants
Sorry, internet.
Last week you might have seen a few important photos around the internet. Idris Elba was filming...
And we were all like:
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He was just going about his day...
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Here's James Franco With Blonde Bangy Hair
A look you’ll never forget.
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