Let me quench my thirst with a STOLL i martini.
This bald and beautiful studmuffin is Corey Stoll — full-time film and television actor, full-time life ruiner.
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You might know him as U.S. Rep. Peter Russo of the Netflix hit House of Cards.
Here he is brooding and also naked in a tub. Perhaps an image you would like permanently tattooed behind your eyelids.
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Or maybe you first noticed him as Ernest Hemingway in the fantasy rom-com Midnight in Paris.
He made the biggest literary mansplainer look hot — a crime for which he shall never be forgiven or forgotten.
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