The way we live now.
Today is truly a joyous day of days: '90s pop culture icons Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg tied the knot.
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The way we live now.
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The end of summer hath destroyed many famous relationships. Here’s the official tally.
What happened: After TMZ broke the story Nick Cannon quickly confirmed there was "trouble in paradise" and that the couple had been living apart.
Current status: The rings are off and both have stopped talking to the press.
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What happened: Ciara allegedly discovered that Future had been having an affair with his stylist. Ciara had just given birth to their first child together in May ...named Future. :(
Current status: Broken up.
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What happened: What didn't happen here: first there was dancing, then there was kissing, then there was yachting in Ibiza and now — *poof!* — they're over.
Current status: Broken up in both Ibiza and the US of A.
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What happened: After Britney allegedly caught wind of a video being shopped around Hollywood of David kissing another woman, Britney promptly broke things off and tweeted, "Ahhh the single life!"
Current status: Broken up — and Lucado has allegedly been banned from speaking to Brit.
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This is what happens when children are your wedding planners.
According to People, the Jolie-Pitt kids all played a big part in the wedding — including in the design of the dress.
“Luigi is like family to me and I couldn’t imagine anyone else making this dress,” Angelina told People. “He knows and cares for the children and it was great fun putting it together.”
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People also revealed the Jolie-Pitt kids helped write their parents' vows, and Maddox, 13, and Pax, 10, walked Angelina down the aisle, while Zahara, 9, and Vivenne, 6, were flower girls and Shiloh, 8, and Knox, 6, were ring bearers.
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LINK: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Secretly Married In France
“Show me the …buns?”
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With these pictures of her Mexican beach getaway with new boyfriend Joe Manganiello, that is.
A story told in pictures and GIFs.
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Also, let it be known that THEY NEVER ACTUALLY SHOWED THE WEDDING.
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It’s here!
I mean, we all witnessed Marnie's singing on GIRLS, right?
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ARE YOU READY TO BE ENTERTAINED?
What it means to you: Someone who wants and believes in equality between the sexes.
What it means to Beyoncé: Someone who challenges society while continuing to empower women and young girls.
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What it means to you: Something artists do to share their craft with the world.
What it means to Beyoncé: An actual religious experience.
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What it means to you: People who support a particular artist.
What it means to Beyoncé: An almost cult-like following of individuals who have accepted Beysus as their Lord and Savior.
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What it means to you: A group of people working together because of their passion for music.
What it means to Beyoncé: *Ahem* Sasha Fierce is always the lead vocalist, except when it's almost time for the group to disband. *cough* Destiny Fulfilled *cough*
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It’s both cute and functional.
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
The symbol for the Universal Mother.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Water!
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
FUCK.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Vacation rentals in Zimbabwe.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
Stevie Van Zandt.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
Today, in the SOHO GRAND lounge two kids were playing with toy airplanes and I thought I would do a Miranda Sings reinterpretation of Nicki Minajs’ “Starships” with them. So I extended my arms and started to “fly” by them, I think their parents got scared because they called the kids back to their seating area. (Play this it at 0:45 and you’ll understand what I mean)
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Last week, I saw WICKED for the third time! Are you surprised?!
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
GIRLS. Always and forever.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Snapped and Dance Moms.
What's the first album you bought?
For me it was a record – “Puppy Love” by Donny Osmond.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Pizza
What music are you currently listening to?
I’m all about Charli XCX.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
The Devil Wears Prada.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Unconsciousness
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies! – Husky puppies!!
New York or Los Angeles?
Duh.
Comedy or drama?
Comedy
Bacon or Nutella?
Neither
'80s or '90s?
80’s!
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Hannah-FUCKING-Montana! Team Miley!
And finally: tell us a secret.
Tyra Banks likes to eat frozen food dinners and the U.S. government is watching you!
The Kelly Cutrone Project premieres this Saturday, September 6th, on The CW’s digital network, CW SEED.
You voted — here are the results!
With 333 "FAB" votes.
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With 340 "FAB" votes.
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With 372 "FAB" votes.
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It’s quite a look.
Who is this strange person I’m looking at? I’ve never seen her before.
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How similar do they really look?
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“Taaaaater Tooootttttts!!”
Watch the video here.
James Franco shaved his head.
How do you make a wedding even more “flawless?” Just add Beyonce.
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Singleney is everything.
"Sunday Funday!"
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Literally legendary. It hurts so good!