Wonderfully done.
Kristen Wiig And Bill Hader Reenact The Insane Canoe Trip From "Real Housewives Of New York"
Billy Eichner Cracks Up David Letterman In "Late Show" Debut
“I just like being yelled at… it was so exciting!”
On Thursday, Billy Eichner, known for his hilarious Billy on the Street segments, played "Celebrity Child or Kentucky Derby Winner" with David Letterman on The Late Show.
After the game revealed that Letterman likes "being yelled at," the two men began screaming at each other until Letterman wrapped up the interview.
It was Eichner's first appearance on The Late Show and Letterman clearly enjoyed having him as a guest.
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Demi Lovato And Wilmer Valderrama Took A Nap In A Furniture Store
As one does.
First things first: Is there anyone as badass as Demi? NO. No there is not.
GODDESS.
So what does the internet's resident badass/coolest-girl-alive do when she and her man show up an hour early for their movie?
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THEY CURL UP IN A BED AT A FURNITURE STORE AND TAKE A NAP, OBVIOUSLY.
"#TBT to that one time we had an hour to kill before our movie so we went to the furniture store and took a nap....."
Which is pretty much what we've always dreamed of doing, because damn those furniture store beds look cozy.
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Sexy Hero Zac Efron Breaks Up A Fight
It might be for a movie, but it’s still Zac being the hero we all know and love IRL.
"Is this dude REALLY coming back here again after I *just* broke up this fight?"
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"I just came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. (Literally.)"
*Life champion and hero Zac Efron approaches the scene to find out what's going on*
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"GUYS, NO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? I TOLD YOU VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER."
*Zac runs to the rescue*
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"Seriously, bro. C'mon — let him go."
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How Well Do You Remember Song Lyrics From 15 Years Ago?
The year was 1999 and the music was ~damn good~. But can you still remember the words to the best songs of the year?
17 Celebrity Instagrams You Need To See This Week
The only instas from this week that matter.
Paris Hilton introduced us to her new dog.
Zoeey Deschanel hung out in a swan.
Beyoncé got flexible.
Drake went double solo.
Ellen Reenacted Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" Video And It's Better Than The Original
Because Ellen is a goddamn treasure.
By now you have probably seen Nicki Minaj's bootylicious "Anaconda" video. What's even better is Ellen Degeneres' version of it.
My Anaconda don't...
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My Anaconda don't...
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My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
*weird sound I can't spell out*
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Ariana Grande's Brilliant Ballet Skills Will Blow Your Mind
Ari is on point en pointe. Get it??
Ariana Grande and Chris Brown finally debuted the music video for their new collab "Don't Be Gone Too Long" — featuring Ariana as a medieval ballerina princess.
The duo teased us seven months ago with this magical dance moment, which had us majorly anticipating prima ballerina Ariana.
And this weekend we learned that Ari has some m-a-j-o-r dance skills.
She's so perfect en pointe that she looks like one of those little figurines inside a music box:
GODDESS.
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I mean seriously, PERFECT:
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Selena Gomez's New Bangs Will Make You Want To Call Your Hair Stylist Immediately
Girlfriend be bangin’.
Here are just a few examples:
PERFECTION.
MORE PERFECTION.
Definitive Proof That Robert Pattinson’s Jawline Is The Most Important Thing To Ever Happen
Working theory: Rob’s jaw can kill a man.
This is Robert Pattinson.
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And this is Robert Pattinson's jaw.
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Rumor has it that it's made of cold, hard steel.
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Some say that God rested on the seventh day but that's obviously a lie. He clearly created Robert Pattinson on the seventh day.
Why We Should Be Worried About Ariana Grande's Hairstyle
Let your hair fly free.
By now you are familiar with Ariana Grande's most favvvvvvvvvvvv hairstyle, the half up half down.
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And while it's a fine hairstyle and looks nice, to be honest, I'M JUST REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HER WELL-BEING.
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BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT HAVE A REALLY BAD HEADACHE.
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A headache caused by wearing her hair in a very tight ponytail 467 days in a row.
8 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
A Casual Reminder That Scott Speedman Is Very, Very Attractive
Move over, Scott Foley: another Felicity hunk is back in our lives and making it so much hotter.
Something very important happened at the premiere of October Gale at last week's Toronto International Film Festival that you might have overlooked.
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Scott Speedman was looking seriously HOT.
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Yes, *this* Scott Speedman.
(The Scott Speedman from your early-2000s dreams.)
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Sure, Scott Foley's been getting attention lately with his shirtless-ness and puppy-holding...
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Bill Murray Dancing To "Turn Down For What" Will Give You Life
The list of Incredible Things Bill Murray Does™ continues.
Yes this video is quite blurry — but if you squint your eyes real tight you can imagine him doing this in your very own living room!!
Here's another video from the same occasion. This time he's dancing to Tommy Tutone's "867-5309 (Jenny)."
Cheech Marin Joins Tommy Chong On "Dancing With The Stars"
What started out as a bet quickly turned into, “Holy crap! That old stoner can really DANCE.”
Tonight Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong briefly shared the Dancing With The Stars stage.
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Why'd Tommy end up on the show? According to his testimonial on the show, Cheech bet him that he couldn't make it onto the show.
As soon as the song began it took only a few seconds to become clear.
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Tommy Chong can fucking dance.
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There Was A Very Important "Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants" Reunion
Can we just focus on the pants?
I'll never understand how one pair of jeans perfectly fit four different girls when all of my own jeans barely even fit me perfectly, but WHATEVER. SISTERHOOD FOREVER.
Lupita Nyong'o Visited Elmo On "Sesame Street" To Talk About Loving Your Skin
Nyong’o first appeared on Mexico’s Sesame Street to talk about the joy of laughter and now she’s back to visit Elmo and talk about all the great things about skin.
Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Horatio Sanz
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
The colorful shit that comes with the phone.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
I smoke a Jazz cigarette, and then I come in all gunz a blazin' with ..."Can I have a diet coke?"
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"...like"
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
How to avoid naked pictures of Jennifer God damned Lawrence.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
I don't know but it ended in a deadly 5 car crash on the 210.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
No comment.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Saw a Korean movie called The Admiral. It wasn't a porno.
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch I love Lucy and The Honeymooners.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
Guilty pleasures are all murder programs. Forensic Files, Dateline and now The Hunt with John Walsh.
What's the first album you bought?
I think it was some shitty Beatles at the cavern. They were called the "Silver Beatles" and it sounded like it was recorded using a string and a coke can.
What music are you currently listening to?
I'm giving that Phoenix "Bankrupt" a real listening to. Pretty good POP.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Naked Gun 33 1/3 I think made me laugh more than anything ever made.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&M's, and Oreos. THAT COMBO KILLS.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
People not using turn signals. If I was a dictator, I'd have them lined up against the wall and SHOT.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Pups
New York or Los Angeles?
Both. Really.
Comedy or drama?
Dramas are easier to get into. When I go see a comedy after 10 minutes, I'm like...this is bullshit.
Bacon or Nutella?
Fuck Bacon.
'80s or '90s?
'80s
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Miley
And finally: tell us a secret.
I love repairing cacti.
You can catch Horatio in the new animated series Biatches right now on Comedy Central Studios.
25 Things You Didn’t Know About Pauly D
Five years after The Jersey Shore first aired on MTV, we caught up with the world famous DJ about what he’s up to now.
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DJing in New Jersey “feels like home” to him.
"It definitely feels like home for me. Literally all my friends and family go to these gigs because sometimes they don't want to venture all the way out to Vegas. So, the New Jersey gigs feel like home."
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He wishes he learned how to play the piano when he was younger.
"DJ Mustard is on every single beat in the world. These people are piano men, they can play instruments, so as a kid I wish I would've played that kind of instrument. They're making a lot of money, these guys."
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He’s working on a full album.
"I'm working on the album now and as I come out with songs I'm going to be dropping them. There's no rush on when the actual album will come out but I will put together a full album when the time's right, I feel."
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