Sad because he’s taken ? Don’t be! Look at all of your options that aren’t Benedict himself , but like, almost him.
This lemon:
Inspector Gadget:
This cat:
This lemon but now with SUNGLASSES.
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16 Things You Can Marry That Aren't Benedict Cumberbatch But Are Close Enough
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Adam Pally Reacts To 19 Situations Every Jewish Person Has Been In
Now you know the perfect answer to when your Bubbe asks you if you’ve found that special someone yet.
Adam Pally, currently starring on The Mindy Project and always starring in our Bubbe's hearts, stopped by BuzzFeed to lend his infinite wisdom to the world. We gave him 19 Jew-ish situations, and here's the sage advice he gave us to get through them.
When your Bubbe asks you if you have a bf/gf yet
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When there is a bagel buffet but the lox runs out before you get any
"That would be impossible. I've never not gotten lox if there was lox at a buffet."
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When you spot a hottie on the bar mitzvah dance floor (and you're the same age)
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Taylor Swift Posts Adorable Throwback Photo In Honor Of Milestone Sales Week
Apparently she was going through a “braid phase.”
According to Billboard, Taylor Swift's new album "1989" had the largest sales week since 2002 (Eminem's "The Eminem Show"), selling almost 1.3 million copies in its debut week.
To commemorate this milestone, Taylor Swift posted a picture of herself in 2002 at age 12.
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26 Life Lessons Kris Jenner Taught Us All
Happy 59th birthday to everyone’s favorite reality TV mom!
E!
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Learn to take charge of a situation.
E!
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Watch A Hypnotizing Beyoncé Sway
A Beyonswéy.
Here's a video of Beyoncé and Jay Z at a basketball game enjoying good sports. It starts with a conversation they are having and then it turns into Beyoncé gently swaying back and forth in her chair, as the camera rolls on and we watch like little spies.
There doesn't seem to be a logical explanation for the sway.
But there it is.
She bobs to the beat of her own drum.
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22 Times Jake Gyllenhaal Was The Only Person In The Room
I totally understand that this makes me look insane.
What is a Beyoncé?
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The most beautiful sound I ever heard: JAKE. NO NOT MARIA, JAKE.
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Sophie's Choice.
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Sorry.
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31 Times Jessica Chastain Made Us Believe In A Higher Power
Because perfection exists and its name is Jessica.
That time she looked sexy and chic and sophisticated and perfect.
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That time she pulled off bright blue and made it feel lucky to exist as a color.
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That time when she held a statue and everyone was like, but you're so perfect YOU must be a statue.
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That time she proved redheads could pull off any color.
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33 Celebrity Beards To Cozy Up To This Fall
Who needs a warm blanket when you have a long list of babes with beards? #BlessedByMovember.
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Robert Pattinson
Beard Coziness Level: 3. The jawline is making the beard look strong, but it doesn't look particularly cuddly.
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Jon Hamm
Beard Coziness Level: 8.9. Short enough to not look crazy, long enough to cozy up to.
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Jared Leto
Beard Coziness Level: 9.1. Could maybe also substitute as a pillow.
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22 Pictures That Prove There Is Always Hope
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Luke Perry And Tiffani Theissen Reunited For A Brief, Spectacular Moment
Dylan and Valerie, at it again. Kind of.
Last night, 90210's Valerie and Dylan had a reunion at at Hallmark Channel's annual holiday event premiere screening of Northpole in Los Angeles.
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Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Stassi Schroeder
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
A photo of me and my boyfriend, Patrick, at a wedding last year. I'm sappy.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Depends on the time of day. Morning? Bloody Mary. Brunch? Bellini. Happy hour? Margarita. Dinner? Wine. I'm being completely serious right now.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"Literally." It's embarrassing.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Iridescent heels. I'm on the hunt for a pair.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My mom. Always.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
It's always awkward when I meet a stranger and they tell me how surprised they are that I'm not an evil lunatic in person. I just giggle!
When is the last time you went to a theater?
Well, I'm going tonight!
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
The Walking Dead. I've been a diehard fan since day one.
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
90 Day Fiance on TLC. Patrick and I are obsessed. Legitimately obsessed. It's amazing
What's the first album you bought?
Spice Girls. They were everything.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
I don't know if there is just one, but a blue-cheese burger is at the top of that list somewhere.
What music are you currently listening to?
Right now, I'm alternating Chris Botti and Hotel Costez. I like soothing relaxing music.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Elf. Anything Will Ferrell.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
Waiting in lines. I'm trying to work on my patience.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
New York.
Comedy or drama?
That's tough. Reaaaaalllly tough actually. Depends on my mood.
Bacon or Nutella?
Bacon.
'80s or '90s?
90s.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Lizzie McGuire. Ride or die. I was very much obsessed when I was a kid.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I don't like secrets.
Vanderpump Rules airs Mondays at 9/8c on Bravo and you can check out her new jewelry line Stassi x Shop Prima donna right here.
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Hannibal Buress Gives His Opinion On 12 Random Things
A classic round of word association with the hilariously blunt comedian.
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15 Times Emma Stone Perfectly Summed Up The Life Of A Twentysomething
In honor of the queen’s 26th birthday.
When she knew what a travesty dating in 2014 is:
Preach.
When she understood the true reality of humans:
Yep.
When she knew that the most important quality in a best friend is a drinking partner:
When she shared your enjoyment of being melodramatic over everything:
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Is This A Teen Or Not?
Can you recognize which popular celebs are actually teens?
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Ariana Grande Always Looks Like She Has An Itch She Shouldn't Be Scratching
Ariana Itchy.
"The doc said I shouldn't scratch, but my face itches."
"How can I get to that itch on my back without actually scratchin' it?"
"Gonna shake off these itchy feelings"
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9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today`
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Ben Affleck And His Giant Pecs Walk Around In A Tight Blue T-Shirt
In case you care about ~tight shirts and muscles~.
Mr. Batman himself is all, "I'm Batman" in his tight blue shirt with some intense VML (visible muscle lines).
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He wants to make sure you don't forget that under that blue shirt are pecs and abs and other muscle groups.
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And he wants you to be aware that he can lift a back pack.
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And maybe that the temperature of his dryer is too high?? Is that 100% COTTON BEN?
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27 Celebrities On Dealing With Depression And Bipolar Disorder
“There’s nothing worse than being fake happy.”
Wayne Brady
After the death of Robin Williams, Brady opened up about his own depression battles.
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Nicki Minaj
In a 2011 Cosmo article, Nicki opened up about the depression she felt when she first started out as a performer and had to deal with constant disappointment.
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Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen reportedly experienced a deep depression after her show on ABC got canceled in 1998.
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Kanye reportedly felt suicidal after his mother's death in 2007.
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Watch Matthew McConaughey Get Psyched About Sports
HECK YEAH, THROWING BALLS!
Oh, you thought Matthew McConaughey was just some Oscar winner with no sports talent? Well, you are wrong because it turns out he's really good at throwing things.
We kind of already knew that, but he demonstrated his sports ability on Fallon last night in a game of Facebreakers.
His jogging in place ability is also above par.
Watch the full clip of him getting really stoked about sports and saying "amarillo" repeatedly.
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Matthew McConaughey Named His Dog "BJ"
It doesn’t stand for what you might think it stands for.
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