*Is here for Zayn*
21 Times We Weren't Worthy Of Zayn Malik's Beauty
This Is Kim Kardashian's Ass Front And Center On The Cover Of Paper Mag
And she’s got a nice glossy finish. Slightly NSFW (there is a butt).
Ladies and gentlemen, Paper magazine's winter issue magazine cover featuring Kim Kardashian:
And now fully clothed:
41 Reasons To Be Thankful For Leonardo DiCaprio Today
Today is the 40th anniversary of this man’s birth. So here are 41 reasons (+1 for good luck) that we are #blessed to have him.
Let us begin with a young Leo. We should be grateful for his flared nostrils and shaggy hair.
The way he looks after a pillow fight.
And for his keen sense of fashion trends.
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For how he concentrates so deeply when he's sipping through straws.
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Jeff Goldblum Is Off The Market Completely
Tears and more in today’s gossip roundup!
Jeff Goldblum got married to his girlfriend Emilie Livingston at the Chateau Marmont.
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So, why did Benedict Cumberbatch announce his engagement in a paper all old-school style? He explained to Yahoo:
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"It's what I would have done if I wasn't famous. It's a normal thing to do in my country," he told USA TODAY. "It was a way of telling our friends who we hadn't been able to tell before (they saw) some grainy shot of a ring on her finger."
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Solange Knowles will reportedly marry her boyfriend Alan Ferguson over the weekend.
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Chelsea Handler Just Posted Her Own Version Of Kim Kardashian's Butt Photo
“Guess which one’s real.”
Chelsea Handler just uploaded this Instagram of her own version of Kim Kardashian's Paper Magazine butt photo. In the caption, she asked her followers to guess which butt was real.
14 More Accurate Titles For Kim Kardashian's Ass Photo Shoot
Because the internet is still working.
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9 Kim Kardashian Butt GIFs You Have To See
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10 Famous Men Who Also Could've Broken The Internet
Who Wore It Best: Kim Kardashian’s Butt Edition. Semi-NSFW due to butts.
Kanye West
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Ryan Gosling
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Nick Jonas
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Usher
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The Official Kim Kardashian's Butt Paper Doll!
Print it out. Cut it out. Color them in. And of course have fun.
So if your reaction to Kim Kardashian's "internet-breaking" new photo is "HEY KIMMY COVER THAT UPPPP!" then you are in luck! We give you:
Get your paper doll on!!!
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Here Is Another Photo Of Kim Kardashian In Paper Magazine, This Time With Full Frontal
She’s really trying to break the internet, eh?!
LINK: You can see the whole article and read things that she said over at Paper magazine.
Normal People Try To Catch Champagne With Their Ass Like Kim Kardashian
It’s harder than she makes it look.
Many of us spent the day focusing on Kim Kardashian's bare behind but we couldn't help but wonder how possible it actually is to catch champagne like Kim's butt.
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How to catch champagne with your butt like Kim K in 7 easy steps:
1. Buy the cheapest champagne you can find (because you won't be drinking any).
2. Rip a hole in a black trash bag and stick your head through it.
3. Tape a champagne glass to your butt.
4. If you have long hair, put it up in a bun on the top of your head.
5. Make sure to smile at the camera like you're having the time of your life.
6. Pop a bottle of bubbly.
7. Throw it over your head and, hopefully, onto your butt.
Follow these steps and you too can have an awesome photo shoot like Kim!
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21 Times Ryan Gosling Made You Have To Pick Your Jaw Up Off The Floor
In honor of Ryan’s 34th birthday. Gos bless.
When he wiggled his eyebrows and 10-year-old you had a heart attack:
WHEN THIS HAPPENED AND YOU WERE LIKE, "HOW? WHAT? AIR. I NEED AIR."
Gos bless.
Taylor Swift Surprised Her Fans With Christmas Presents And Their Reactions Are Hysterical
Sleigh, Santa Swift. Sleigh.
We all know that Taylor Swift, Queen Of The Universe, is pretty much the greatest when it comes to staying close to her fans — from giving stellar advice on Instagram, to inviting them to her house for #1989SecretSessions.
Like this distraught Hailey:
Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Alyssa Milano
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What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
A black and white picture of my son kissing my daughter. Same picture on both my phone and my computer. It might be my favorite picture in all the land.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Guinness. Yum. I love Guinness.
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
"Like" and every time I use it I cringe inside. I don't know how to like, stop.
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
"Infant gas remedies"
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My daddy. He texted me 3 minutes ago to tell me he misses me.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
My son asked me if my nipples were buttons. Without even thinking about it, I said yes.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
I went to the Gershwin Theater while filming Project Runway All Stars just a few months ago to set up the couture challenge. I got to enter from the sky in the bubble from WICKED (while 7 months pregnant).
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
American Horror Story: Freak Show
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
True Tori
What's the first CD you bought?
First cassette that I bought (I'm that old) was the Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
My mom’s pasta and meatballs.
What music are you currently listening to?
I love the new Tom Petty album. But some of my all-time favorite bands/artists are: Sufjan Stevens, Elbow, Blur, and the Beatles.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
Forty Year Old Virgin
What drives you absolutely crazy?
POLITICS!!!!
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
Puppies
New York or Los Angeles?
Los Angeles
Comedy or drama?
Drama to watch. Comedy to do.
Bacon or Nutella?
Nutella
'80s or '90s?
'80's
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Hannah
And finally: tell us a secret
Nothing turns me on more than a well-organized drawer.
Project Runway All Stars airs Thursdays at 9pm ET/PT on Lifetime.
Jennifer Lawrence Sang On Letterman And She Was Hilarious, Obviously
This girl could burp for an hour and people would love it.
She sang.
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And made this face look sexy.
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Oh, and have you ever wondered what it would take to be BFFs with J.Law? Apparently, all you have to do is curse like her lucky friend, Justine.
Taylor Swift Is Also Randomly Friends With Amanda Seyfried, Kate Upton And Justin Long
WHO DOESN’T THIS GIRL KNOW?!
Taylor Swift and some buddies (other famous people) took in the Knicks game last night in New York.
Hello Kate Upton, Amanda Seyfried and long time friend Britany Maack.
Like friends do, they gabbed.
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And then they took selfies and some COMMONER tried to get into the photo.
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John Oliver Hits 23 Celebs In The Face With Salmon On "Last Week Tonight"
For journalism!
On Last Week Tonight, John Oliver introduced the world to the salmon cannon, which is a real thing someone invented to help salmon pass through hydroelectric dams when they swim upstreaming during the spawning season.
Where can I buy one?
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So obviously Oliver had to build his own salmon cannon and test it out on his peers:
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Jimmy Fallon
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Kate Middleton And Prince William Meet One Direction
It’s unclear whether the U.K. will ever be the same.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had the thrill of a lifetime Thursday when they were blessed with an introduction to the boys of One Direction.
The band is one of the many entertainers who will be appearing in the 2014 Royal Variety Performance, which takes place Thursday but airs Dec. 8.
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The royal couple have said in the past that they are fans of The X Factor, where One Direction first burst into stardom.
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Prince William teased the boys that he'd be "keeping a close eye" on them as they met his wife.
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Despite being international superstars, the British band members claimed to be anxious about meeting their future king and queen. "It's the most nervous I think I've ever been in my life," said Liam Payne.
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