Michael Shannon Reads The Insane Sorority Letter
Watch Gwyneth Paltrow Grab A Man's Testicles
The lucky man is British comedian Lee Mack and the way he got her to commit the act on this past weekend's Graham Norton Show … let's just say she didn't need a whole lot of convincing.
There must be some kind of lesson here. First, the knees...
...and then, the goods?
Jaden Smith Is Always Concerned
Someone help him before he thinks too much.
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Rob Kardashian Cries Every Time He Sees Himself Naked
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Rob Kardashian carried on the Kardashian family TMI trait when he told Ryan Seacrest in an interview that aired last night about his weight issues:
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"Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry, because my penis looks so small now. The upside is, every time you lose 10 lbs you gain an inch on your penis."
Teen Mom Farrah Abraham brought along her father and baby to the negotiation for her sex tape. For emotional upport, I guess?
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Kristen Wiig felt a little lost after she left Saturday Night Live (and we did, too):
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Benedict Cumberbatch With Steve Buscemi's Eyes Is The Worst Thing You'll See All Day
This won't make you feel good.
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Here's a quick rendition of what the opposite would look like.
10 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
Channing Tatum And Jamie Foxx Have A Dance Party
Channing brought some of his best Magic Mike moves to the dance floor at the White House Down photo call. Unfortunately, he left his clothes on.
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Jake Johnson Takes On Popular Internet Memes
Grumpy cat or Nick Miller turtle face? You decide.
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Strutting Leo:
You Don't Say:
Troll Face:
The Comedy Issue Of British GQ Features Andy Samberg And A Giant Banana
Also Max Greenberg with a tarantula on his face, plus 16 other comedians. These pics are great.
Andy Samberg
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Max Greenfield
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Kevin Hart
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Julia Louis Dreyfus
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Andy Cohen Talks Sex And Tighty-Whities In Wendy Williams' Hot Seat
Plus, Andy finally reveals if Danielle Staub is returning to RHONJ
Yesterday, Andy Cohen stopped by The Wendy Williams Show.
40 DEGREE QUESTION: Boxers or tighty-whities?
60 DEGREE QUESTION: After a night of passion, do you kick 'em to the curb or stay and spoon?
Kris Jenner Is The Queen Of F**king Everything
GOT IT?!?
She is the queen of fucking EVERYTHING.
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SHE IS LITERALLY THE QUEEN OF FUCKING EVERYTHING.
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LIKE, EVERYTHING ON EARTH, SHE IS THE FUCKING QUEEN OF.
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THE. QUEEN. OF. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.
Is Kristen Stewart Having A Rendezvous With Rupert Sanders (Again) In These Photos?
The man in these pictures looks a lot like the Snow White and the Huntsman director.
We all remember last year when K-Stew got really close with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders.
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Then this happened...
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R-Pattz was sad and the future of Robsten was unknown.
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It looked like the couple worked through their issues and were even spotted holding hands last week at Coachella.
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The Cast Of "Star Trek Into Darkness" Posing With Surf Boards
Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine, Karl Urbana and J.J Abrams smiled for the camera at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia.
Hey, look: I think that's our photo call.
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Are those Star Trek surf boards? Oh man.
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Okay, yeah, these are pretty cool.
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Pose with your surf boards, everyone!
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Is Justin Bieber A Fully Evolved Homosapien?
The evidence here might prove that he is not.
Exhibit A: Walks hunched.
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Exhibit B: Walks hunched a lot.
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Exhibit C: Displays this walking style often:
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Exhibit E: Frequently walks like this:
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Sad Proof That Justin Bieber's Monkey Misses Him
Though it seems incredibly cruel to mess with a monkey in this way.
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But according to The Sun, Bieber's monkey is completely traumatized by the whole thing:
Centre boss Karl Joachim said last night Mally refused to eat and stared miserably into space when he first arrived. He explained: "He was snatched from his mother when he was around nine weeks old. That is much too early.
"He is clearly traumatised at being taken away from his family. We could not get him to eat until we gave him the cuddly toy he was clinging to when he was delivered to us. This obviously acts as a kind of surrogate parent.
"He keeps calling a lot for company — without his toy he won't eat at all."
Bieber is unlikely to face prosecution for illegally importing the monkey, a protected species.
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But that's not all.
The Sun also took it upon themselves to visit Justin Bieber's monkey where he currently resides and threw a photo of the Biebs in a cage.
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Snoop Lion Suggests That Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Are No Longer Together
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
We may have found the answer to the will they/won't they question regarding Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's postponed nuptials...and Snoop Dogg Lion, of all people, has the answer:
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"I can't speak for her, ya know what I'm saying, but I know that she has a relationship that no longer exists. I know she's probably in a transformation change with her life, her music [and] her career."
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Jenelle Evans was arrested today for possession of heroin and assault.
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Gwyneth Paltrow loves just about everything about the Brits except for one thing, she told The Sun:
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79 Actors We Can Thank Canada For
O Canada, you have given us some of the best actors in the business.
Emily VanCamp
As seen in: Revenge, Everwood, Brothers & Sisters
From: Port Perry, Ontario
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Seth Rogen
As seen in: Knocked Up, Pineapple Express, Freaks and Geeks
From: Vancouver, British Columbia
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Ali Liebert
As seen in: Bomb Girls, Harper's Island, Kyle XY
From: Surrey, British Columbia
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Ryan Reynolds
As seen in: The Proposal, Just Friends, Green Lantern
From: Vancouver, British Columbia
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10 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
Diane Keaton Teaches The "Ellen" Audience About Tantric Sex
A bit of a TMI, but in her defense wine was involved.
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Ellen was both amused and concerned:
Zach Braff Is Making Another Movie And Wants Your Help
After seeing the success of the Veronica Mars campaign, the Scrubs star took to Kickstarter to get his latest film Wish I Was Here produced his way.
The autobiographical film about a struggling actor who decides to home-school his kids and teaches them his own made up curriculum was written by Zach and his brother Adam.
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The film also already has mascot/intern named Scooter.
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