Fellow late-night host Jimmy Fallon sat right next to him and helped to encourage his drinking while speaking.
Watch Jimmy Kimmel's Alcohol-Fueled Speech At The Time 100 Gala
Thank The Gods For Zac Efron's Tiny Shirt
What a blessing this shirt is.
LOOK AT ZAC RUNNING IN HIS TINY WHITE SHIRT.
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IT'S SO TINY AND SO PERFECT.
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OBSERVE HIS CHEST REGION IN THE TINY WHITE SHIRT.
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WATCH HIM WALK IN HIS TINY WHITE SHIRT.
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32 Reasons Robert Downey Jr. Is The Most Perfect Man In The Universe
It's undeniable, really.
He's probably the sassiest celebrity out there:
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So, so sassy:
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The sassiest?
He's even sassy when he's not saying anything:
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14 Important Pieces Of Life Wisdom From Nicki Minaj
There's more to Nicki Minaj than her multiple personalities and ass for days, people. She's got wisdom too!
Be assertive.
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Call the world out on its bullshit.
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Keep your hair game on point.
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This Is What Happens When You Post This Beyoncé Video To Facebook
HINT: It involves an epic takedown of Rihanna.
H&M released a 90-second commercial for their new swimwear line featuring Beyoncé and sure, it was great, as expected...
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BUT... When you post the video to Facebook, the description automatically fills with this spicy rant against... Rihanna??
"IS RIHANNA HEADLINING MUSIC FESTIVALS? IS RIHANNA DOING THE SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW? IS RIHANNA SELLING OUT ARENAS, 2-3 DAYS IN A ROW WITHOUT ANY NEW MUSIC OUT!? DOES RIHANNA HAVE 17 GRAMMYS!!? RADIO PLAY IS NOT SUCCESS. THE ONLY THING RIHNNA IS BETTER AT IS TAKING SLUTTY PICTURES AND DOING DRUGS..."
One theory: Because there's no description provided on the YouTube page — which would ordinarily fill the description box on Facebook — the description is instead populated by a top YouTube comment.
You May Never Be Able To Look At Tom Cruise The Same Way Again
Whoa.
You'll never, EVER believe this ONE THING about Tom Cruise that will blow your mind forever.
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And that one thing is...
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HIS FRONT RIGHT TOOTH IS IN THE CENTER OF HIS MOUTH.
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!!!
Swedish Police Search Justin Bieber's Tour Bus For Drugs
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Justin Bieber's tour bus was pulled over in Sweden and searched for drugs.
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TMZ has spoken with a rep for the Stockholm PD, who told us ... Around 7:10 PM on Wednesday night, an officer smelled weed coming from Justin's bus, which was parked in front of the Grand Hotel.
Cops say they found a small amount of narcotics (they won't say which drug, but local papers say it's weed) -- along with a taser.
Cops tell us NO ONE WILL BE CHARGED because they have no idea who was in possession of the drug since the bus was empty. They found the narcotic on the floor of the bus so they have no clue who brought it on.
Via: tmz.com
Dina Eastwood has entered rehab for depression and anxiety. (This can't have anything to do with the rumors about her possible divorce from Clint though, can it?)
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The latest rumor in the "Who Will Replace Britney?" X Factor quest is Jennifer Love Hewitt. And Reba McEntire. And Kelly Rowland. So who knows? But definitely not Khloe Kardashian, though!
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Ricky Gervais Has Invented A New Type Of Selfie
That and nine other tweets from the celebrity twitterverse that you missed today!
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15 Celebrity Names That Are Also Sentences
Each of these names is a complete sentence — just add a period!
"Some people enjoy hand-fishing. Britney spears."
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"She unloads the dryer onto the bed. Ben folds."
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"Why do you need a gardener? John waters."
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"You really should be more careful when you're talking shit. Amber heard."
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Justin Bieber Dancing Around In A Red Onesie
So, about that alleged pot found on Bieber's tour bus…
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Source: FameFlynetUK / FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
Source: FameFlynetUK / FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
Source: FameFlynetUK / FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
Ellen Degeneres Got Gwyneth Paltrow Some Male Strippers
In honor of her People Magazine World's Most Beautiful Woman title.
And then she did a bunch of impersonations:
Fashion At The 2013 Tribeca Film Festival
Throughout the festival week there was a weird mix of a daytime and evening wear, but everybody looked cute.
Teresa Palmer
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Mira Sorvino
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Bryce Dallas Howard
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Christine Baranski
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Leonardo DiCaprio Might Be A Human Puppy
Please observe the evidence below.
Exhibit A: Likes to hang head out of window
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Exhibit B: Loves to feel the breeze
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Exhibit C: Enjoys this a lot
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Exhibit D: Observes potential mate's butt
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18 Photos Of King Joffrey Being Totally Un-Joffrey-Like
This is kind of crazy but Jack Gleeson IRL is nothing like King Joffrey.
This is King Joffrey AKA Jack Gleeson.
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He's just like a REAL BOY.
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Here he's smiling!
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NORMAL CLOTHES.
21 Things Celebrities Did This Week
All the noteworthy, funny and completely random things that you probably missed — for your viewing pleasure.
Olivia Munn chowed down on some Shake Shack while filming The Newsroom.
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Zac Efron warned everyone not to come near him with a sword.
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Robert De Niro and Lil Bub hung out.
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Gwyneth Paltrow showed off her side-butt.
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Brilliant Kris Jenner Photobomb
*Applauds* A++++++ job, girl.
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Via: Beretta/Sims/Rex/Rex USA
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THANK YOU FOR THIS.
The Top 30 Ricky Gervais Bathtub Selfies
Ricky Gervais does this fun (and kind of weird?) thing where he takes selfies of himself in the bathtub. This is the official ranking of those images.
Source: @rickygervais
Source: @rickygervais
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Source: @rickygervais
Jessica Alba Lost All Of Her Baby Weight By Wearing A Corset Every Day For Three Months
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
How did Jessica Alba lose all of her baby weight? By wearing a f-ing courset, that's how:
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"I wore a double corset day and night for three months. It was sweaty, but worth it. It was brutal; it's not for everyone."
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Melissa Gilbert got married to Timothy Busfield over the weekend! She was in Little House On The Prairie and he was in Revenge Of The Nerds, so aww!
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Nicole Richie threw a little shade at mommy bloggers who share too much:
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8 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
The Most Fab And Drab Celebrity Outfits Of The Week
You voted — here are the results.
5. Jennifer Lawrence At The 24th Annual GLAAD Awards
With 246 "FAB" votes.
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4. Sarah Jessica Parker At The Blue Book Ball
With 254 "FAB" votes.
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3. Evan Rachel Wood At The Juror Welcome Lunch
With 276 "FAB" votes.
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