If you don’t ship this, you’re wrong.
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Just imagine the wedding bells.
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And now for something that’s not from the Oscars: a very funny opening to Saturday night’s awards show.
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A gem of a moment from this weekend’s Independent Spirit Awards, in which the two presenters veer off script and badger McConaughey for answers about his hit show.
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Perfect.
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I’m just so sick of this one.
I'm talking about leaving each other.
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Meryl Streep totally pulls it off.
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But who wore it better?
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Jan. 12, 2014— Julia Roberts at the 71st Annual Golden Globes
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Mar. 3, 2014— Whoopi Goldberg at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
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What a party, what a photo.
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He. Was. Perfect.
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From Elton John’s annual affair to the classy affair that is the Vanity Fair party — there was a lot of drinking going on in Hollywood last night.
Jon Hamm and Andy Samberg
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Sacha Baron Cohen, Isla Fisher, Diane Kruger, and Joshua Jackson
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Mindy Kaling and Amy Poehler
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Reese Witherspoon and Elizabeth Banks
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It was fate, according to our quiz.
Our friends at Entertainment Tonight brought our quiz "Who Should You Party With Tonight After The Oscars?" to the red carpet at the Academy awards. Our mission: To help celebrities figure out which other celebrity they should get down with after the show. Kate Hudson's result was so serendipitous it's almost too much to handle.
We can’t all be Billy.
Ray Romano, Dax Shepard, and Anne Hathaway’s ex-boyfriend who went to jail: Maybe a movie with all of them is in the works?! No, we wish.
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What’s your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
One of my screens is me and my boyfriend, and another one is me and my best friend.
It depends if I want to party or if I want to be a classy lady. If I want to be a classy lady I’ll order red wine, and if I want to party I’ll order tequila.
What’s the one word you’re guilty of using too often?
My boyfriend just said that I use “right” all the time. Like, “It’s cold outside, right?”
What’s the last thing that you searched for on Google?
Well, I was looking at SoulCycle classes this morning. Before that, I was looking at baked eggs recipes. I’ve never made baked eggs, and I’ve been so jet-lagged, waking up at 3 in the morning, I wanted to make a good breakfast.
My boyfriend.
What was the last awkward situation you were in, and how did you handle it?
Oh god. I actually really don’t know.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
It’s been a while — maybe, like, four months ago?
What TV show should everyone be watching?
I don’t really watch TV that much, but I just started watching The Americans, and I absolutely love it.
Fashion Police or Millionaire Matchmaker.
What’s the first CD you bought?
I think it was like JLo, “Jenny from the Block.” We didn’t have CDs in Russia! By the way, I have to say that was great — was it On the Train, On the 6, or something? I listened to it the other day, and it was awesome!
What’s the one food you can’t resist?
Sweet potato French fries.
What music are you currently listening to?
I’m such a big fan of JLo and I love hip-hop. Jay Z, you can’t go wrong with him.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
I don’t really know about the movie, but I can tell you a TV show. I think 30 Rock is the most hilarious show ever. I laugh like an idiot when I’m watching it because I have a really weird sense of humor and that show just fits perfectly with it.
I hate when people bite their nails and try to flick them. I hate that sound. I also hate when guys don’t open doors for you, it’s the most unattractive thing ever.
Kittens or puppies?
Puppies.
New York or Los Angeles?
Both.
Comedy or drama?
Comedy.
Bacon.
’80s or ’90s?
’80s.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
Neither.
Tell us a secret.
On the set of The Face, I grilled salmon and asparagus every single day for lunch for a month. The crew asked me what I wanted to order, and I always said grilled salmon and asparagus from the exact same place — I craved it constantly.
The Face premieres tomorrow, Wednesday, March 5 at 10pm ET on Oxygen. You can read more about Anne in the latest issue of DuJour Magazine.
*Bows*
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I guess we’ll find out soon either way.
You've seen her on Real Housewives of Atlanta, The New Normal, and her very own Bravo spinoff, I Dream Of Nene.
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Who knew?
Fraternity: Sigma Nu
College: University of Kansas
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Fraternity: Sigma Chi
College: Northwestern University
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Fraternity: Theta Chi
College: California State University Long Beach
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Fraternity: Phi Kappa Psi
College: Northwestern University
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Because he’s still Leo, that’s why.
