Proof That Drew Barrymore Is Miss Lippy From "Billy Madison"

March 4, 2014, 8:31 pm

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Drew Barrymore is your kindergarten teacher.

Observation: Drew Barrymore has completed her transformation into a kindergarten teacher.

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Laughs

*Laughs*

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Now for proof. There's her Instagrams.

She is painting herself.

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She finds hearts in garbage.

Crafty?

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Aziz Ansari Is Reaching Out To Internet Users For Their Relationship Stories

March 5, 2014, 5:31 am

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Everything from handjobs to hard tacos. Aziz created the subreddit Modern Romantics and it will make you rethink your dating life.

In August, the Parks and Recreation star signed a book deal with Penguin Press.

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Today, he's asking Reddit what it's like to be in a relationship in 2014, and the results are hilarious.

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Aziz asked if being single in the smartphone era is better or worse than before.

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The Lena Dunham SNL Promos Are Here

March 5, 2014, 8:24 am

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Costarring Kate McKinnon.

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Conan O'Brien Is Happy To Be Hosting MTV Movie Awards As Long As "True Detective" Isn't On

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“I’m humbled, I’m honored, and as of late this morning, I’m contractually obligated.”

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Khal Drogo Comforts Conan O'Brien About His Flat Butt

March 5, 2014, 8:53 am

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Betty White doesn’t seem to mind the conversation either.

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Here's The Official First Look At Lindsay Lohan's OWN Docu-Series

March 5, 2014, 9:01 am

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This surely is the definition of must-see TV. Thank you, Oprah.

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Lupita Nyong'o Takes Selfies With Some More Celebrities During Paris Fashion Week

March 5, 2014, 11:45 am

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The lady loves her instagram almost as much as we love her instagram.

The recent Oscar winner looked fab while posing with Rihanna at the Miu Miu show.

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She also spent some quality time with Elizabeth Olsen, Margot Robbie, Adèle Exarchopoulos, and Léa Seydoux.

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These ladies join the ranks with her other famous photo friends, Samuel L. Jackson and Giancarlo Esposito.

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Kevin Hart,

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Hugh Laurie Is The King Of Bacchus, Mardi Gras

March 5, 2014, 12:30 pm

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MAN does Mardi Gras seem like a good time.

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Imagining A World Where Everyone Has Jared Leto's Hair

March 5, 2014, 1:15 pm

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WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!

Let's play a game.

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Let's imagine what the world would be like if everyone had Jared Leto's suspiciously flawless ombre hair.

Weird Al types in a code

*Weird Al types in a code*

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BOOM

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A Definitive Ranking Of The Hottest Bald Actors In Hollywood

March 5, 2014, 5:16 pm

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We’re all born bald, baby.

Ed Harris

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Ed HAIRLESS (and he's never looked better).

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Terry O'Quinn

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LOCKE ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

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Proof That Paul Rudd Needs To Be Cloned By Scientists Everywhere

March 5, 2014, 8:31 pm

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It’s not fair only one person gets to spend their life with him.

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Taylor Swift And New Best Friend Karlie Kloss Took A Road Trip Together

March 6, 2014, 4:01 am

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Those who insta together, stay together.

The two drove to Pfeiffer State park (no relation to Michelle)...

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...where they stood under this giant tree trunk:

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And took kissy pics together...

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...and ~road trip pics~

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Tina Fey's Worst Audition Was A McDonald's Commercial

March 6, 2014, 7:45 am

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She also tried out to be one of those ladies next to Michael Jordan that says “Oh, he’s wearing Haynes.”

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Jim Rash And Joel McHale Recreate "True Detective"

March 6, 2014, 8:01 am

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This happened on last night’s episode of The Soup .

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22 Tinder Profiles Judged By "Millionaire Matchmaker" Patti Stanger

March 6, 2014, 8:02 am

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Apologies to the male population of Los Angeles.

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Patti Stanger is not a fan of Tinder. We learned this when we went to the Millionaires Club and asked her to judge the following 23 Tinder profiles of random guys in Los Angeles. Were any of them dateable? Not in her mind.

The problem? Not enough information in Tinder profiles. As she put it, "What does he do? How are you going to date anybody if you don't know what they are? You don't know where he works, you don't know where they went to school..." And yet we digressed. The following are her thoughts on a random sampling of men in LA.