Bow to the Lord.
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Juan Pablo Made This Video Montage For Nikki In The Hopes Of Maybe NOT Being The Worst Bachelor Ever
Even with a love letter video, I just don’t know if he can shake that title.
The video starts with this message and a seemingly random sampling of words IN CAPS:
Then we are treated to this montage made by Juan Pablo, filled with photos and videos of the couple spending time together and also creepshots of Nikki sleeping:
And then it ends with this message (and MORE caps), and Juan Pablo saying "Te adoro."
True LOVE isn't real UNTIL it's proclaimed ON Youtube.
Lindsay Lohan Reportedly Wrote This List Of Famous Men She's Slept With
If true, she’s made some magic with James Franco, Zac Efron, Joaquin Phoenix, and about 33 other people.
In Touch magazine has found gold with an apparent hookup list Lindsay Lohan made at a Beverly Hills hotel with her friends.
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Evidently, some names are blurred out due to "legal reasons." Perhaps some married men involved?
The list includes: PC Valmorbida, Joaquin Phoenix, Lukas Hass, Nico Tortorella, Evan Peters, Wilmer Valderrama, Jamie Burke, Jamie Doran, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, Heath Ledger, Ryan Rottman, Max George, Guy Berryman, James Franco, Adam Levine, and Garrett Hedlund.
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Billy Eichner Quizzes Jimmy Fallon's Audience In The Face
Watch Sarah Jessica Parker Answer 73 Questions In Her NYC Home
This adorable interview comes courtesy of Vogue .
So many things learned from this video! Her least favorite food,
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her favorite pizza topping,
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on a scale of 1 to 10 how excited she is about life,
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A Pantone Spectrum Of Celebrity Hair Color
Steve Harvey Talking About What It Was Like To Work With Honey Boo Boo's Family Is Everything
“You don’t… you don’t know nobody like that.”
Steve Harvey was recently on The Tonight Show and Jimmy Fallon asked about him about the celebrity episode of Family Feud starring the family from Honey Boo Boo.
And needless to say, he had a few things to say about the experience:
If you're not on mobile, you can watch the whole clip here.
And you can watch his original interview with the family here.
Can You Guess The Pop Diva Based On Their Early 2000s Outfit?
Many midriffs ahead.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Crushing Things In A Tank Is The Most Magical Thing You'll See Today
It’s exactly as awesome as it sounds.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is raising money for a charity called After-School All-Stars by raffling off the chance to go for a ride in his tank and crush stuff. And in this video, he shows you exactly what tanks can crush.
Like taxi cabs.
And pianos.
And tables full of birthday cake!
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Middle names are always hilarious.
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The Selena Gomez Crying Meme Is Literally Applicable To Everything That Could Ever Happen
It’s beautiful.
When your roommate eats the Chinese food you were saving for later:
When this happens:
When you are about to fall asleep and your makeup is still on:
When this happens:
Seth Rogen Lists Celebrities He Has And Hasn't Smoked Weed With
And one that he hasn’t: James Franco. What?!
Jonah Hill?
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Paul Rudd?
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Sarah Silverman?
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James Franco?
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Harry Styles' Motorcycle Broke Down On The Side Of The Road
Can’t win ‘em all.
Harry was stranded on a fine patch of grass yesterday after his motorcycle totally failed him.
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We weren't sure it was Harry and then we spotted his ultra-skinny jeans, which are the skinniest jeans available.
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Not sure, but it APPEARS he's receiving a pep talk and/or a lecture.
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Anyone else thinks this looks like the scene of movie about an aspiring British singer who moves to the big city to catch his break?
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Turns Out Juan Pablo Is A Serial Relationship Montage Video-Maker
THERE’S ANOTHER ONE.
Background: Juan Pablo made this video for Nikki — the woman he chose on The Bachelor— to show how much he loves her (without having to actually say the words.)
Now a video from 2009 has surfaced and it's basically the exact same thing, but it was created for his ex-wife and mother of his daughter, Camila. Please enjoy the original video love letter from Juan Pablo.
Some highlights of the video include this old shaggy 'do:
These sunglasses:
Madonna Posts A Photo Of Herself Licking A Shower
“Still cleaning house.”
Yesterday, the pop diva did a little Spring cleaning!
Or, maybe not. The picture is very similar to a few others she uploaded two weeks ago.
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Seems she might have been partaking in a bathroom photo shoot?
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Honey Boo Boo And Her Family Go Trick-Or-Treating As The Kardashians
Best Halloween costumes of 2013.
Remember when the cast of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo dressed up as the Kardashians for Halloween?
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Kim Kardashian "Stole" Kylie Jenner's Bikini
Because of course she did.
Yesterday, Kylie Jenner posted a picture of herself in a somewhat scandalous bikini.
Or, so we thought.
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Obviously, Kim took it to another level after she "stole" it from her little sister.
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Shailene Woodley Brought Her Phallic Shaped Herb To The Tonight Show
If you didn’t like Shailene before, you will after this interview.